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By Major Matt Mason,
posted 7 years ago The Man, The Stache, The Legend | Support me with Shinies!

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Former NASA engineer and YouTube personality Mark Rober created a glitter bomb after being fed up with packages being stolen from his porch in California.

Works pretty good on keeping certain kittehs out of the Omaha Steaks box, too...

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tegerio ~tegerio

Supreme Emperor

7 years ago

"Don't take what doesn't belong to you" is hard for Kittehs, because the concept of "doesn't belong to you" makes absolutely no sense to them.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

This is true. Still, if nothing else, it makes for fine low comedy.

steamfox ~steamfox

Traditional Artist

7 years ago

Oh the kittehs outsides do sparkle, but the gag is still remark'ble. So as long as they glitter so, let us snort, let us laugh and guffaw.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Perfesser-Bear ~perfesser-bear

Writer / Photographer

7 years ago

Srsly, an Apple iPhone box with two hy00ge eyeholes carved into it? What didn't those idiots miss?

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Well, if they were bright, they probably wouldn't be boosting presents from the porch...

Perfesser-Bear ~perfesser-bear

Writer / Photographer

7 years ago

That's what they're always saying on Live PD: the Honor Students aren't the ones being chased through the blackberry brambles by the Police K9.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Quate.

Perfesser-Bear ~perfesser-bear

Writer / Photographer

7 years ago

Full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

(Runs about ten minutes).

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Yup! Good stuffs.

corrilly ~corrilly

Single and not looking

7 years ago

serves the little terrors right XD !! ^v^

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

bubbaclaw ~bubbaclaw

Writer

7 years ago

*Snorts*
Scamps will be scamps. ;]

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Yes. Yes, they will.

straycat_74 ~straycat74

bum

7 years ago

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

^.^

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

7 years ago

Yup, that vid was great.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Indeed!

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

A golden pawprint

Lei-Lani ~lei-lani

Freelance Writer/Author

7 years ago

Really liked Omaha steaks for a while. *^^*

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

They are quite good! :D

Katfeathers ~katfeathers

Anthro Artist

7 years ago

That was a good, well over engineered prank

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

Yus!

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

7 years ago

At least it wasn't a Glitter Boy. that would've been a bit squishy and... charred.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

And somewhat noisy.

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

7 years ago

Could be worse. It could had been a Glamour Boy...

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

A who what now?

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

7 years ago

Think living Ken doll. but for realz and very annoying.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

E-gads.

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

7 years ago

Go on YouTube and search for "Glamour Boys" by the band Living Color. It'll explain everything about that from of undead.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

7 years ago

I had. Which is why I was afraid that WAS what you were talking about!

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

7 years ago

Smash Cut to: A Cylon from the Battlestar Galactica reboot punching the head clean off of a Glamour Boy. Cue: Rimshot...

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

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