Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well I had dreams!

I had a dream mum was retiring from the school again, and my sisters and I painted her presents. I painted her a quaint scene inside a cabin, and they painted her a giant scene with all the Harry Potter characters.

From there I was outside and there was a youtuber eating outside a school and I asked if he wanted to come in (it was on the nearby Lazy Day road near parents house), but he said to make an excuse for him. I told him I'd tell everyone "that nigga eating beans", then grabbed a couple knives and went inside. The school was an open area on a hill going down into a dock on the lake, and I used the knives to clean up some problems. There were these items being sold in a gas station that claimed to be toxic and radioactive, and a lot of people would buy them and throw them away immediately, but after closet inspection I learned that they were actually carpets you lay down in cars. I bought one and carried it back to the school, which was now in front of the post office in Murray. By this time one of my knives had turned into a canister of tear gas, but I was allowed to take it inside (which was to say, in the border designated as school, since it was outside). A jock type boy asked if I was even allowed to have them and I said I was just gonna wash them. He have me gruff so I squeezed his face between the broad side of the knife and the canister of teargas in jest, but when I pulled them away I saw that one of his teeth had pierced the canister. I quickly threw it into some water as clouds of gas began wafting around.

After that some of us went on a field trip to a museum and we were supposed to cause the basketballs in this large net to go around a track. Instead me and this guy began playing basketball against one another (there were some hoops above the net) and we were so good a professional basketball organization formed around us. During halftime show I asked my BFF if he was excited for the next half, but he said it was late and he wanted to go to sleep. I looked at the time and realized it said 11:27, then realized that was actually just the game-time.

From there I remember this woman and her pet talking cat escaped from an alternate Earth where everyone was enslaved (it was called Whole Milk town, and it had a field of people who were forced to wash chickens), and she actually escaped by riding the bullets fired at her, which were in the exact layout of her profile...they caught her clothes and propelled her forward. She spent a year in a frozen cabin in the woods working on a machine that could help her escape the world entirely, but instead constructed a snow removing machine. Her cat had told her that was a useless endeavor. The person she was rendezvousing with drive up, saw the machine, and told her the same.

Also there was one part where I was back in my old room on Sycamore Street in Murray, and my computer kept getting flooded with water. I dunno man, just really wacky dreams, and they all took place during the night, then during the nap I got in the living room from 6:40ish to 8ish.

We got grandpa ready for the morning, then after I refilled the meds and was able to relax for a little bit. I took a nodl nap from around 10ish to 1:30ish, where I had a dream I went to this greenhouse in the garage to get some plants, but this loser guy shows up and says hes been given everlasting life in christ, and because hes now immortal, hes going to try and kill everyone who uses plants to fix their teeth (I was using cactus goo for health). He points a gun at me but i wrestle it away (noodle strength, yey!) And then because I remember hes immortal, I shoot him in the head and stomach a couple times. Sure enough, the bullets dont di any damage. The gun was kinda crappy, and I realized it was because it was in a thick gun-warming jacket, so I take it out and go over to spi and soren as they get their winter clothes ready. I offer it to them, and spi is like "well I dunno" and I say "come on, it's a good gun. Low mileage, only driven on Sunday by a crazy psycho." (I think Soren said my humor was becoming very MASH-like) And soren tells her to take it, so she agrees and I ask if she wants me to wrap it up or if she'll wear it home. The psycho guy, meanwhile, was waiting for the cops to arrive but I saw him try to climb out of the garage and escape beforehand, so I grabbed his leg and pulled him down and slammed him into the cement.

When I woke up I got my computer and relaxed until around 2ish when grandpa woke from his nap, when we had a lunch of Gamice leftovers (green beans + ham + potate cooked in a peppered broth). After eating and cleaning up and having a couple chocolates, I finished a chapter doodle, then around 4ish I headed back to my room and watched some more vods while working on mum's tree and using postybirb to post all my old worldbuilds to various sites! I returned to the living room around 5:20ish and relaxed out there until about 6:15 when grandpa woke up. We got him ready for the night, then grandma made chicken nugs, but they were in the shape of dinosaurs and that made them taste better! C:

I ate some of those and then had a smol slice of the leftover red velvet cake, then made 2 milkshakes. I cleaned up and relaxed in the living room until 8, when I nebulized grandpa and headed back to my room. From there I finished mum's tree while watching Isaacs, then after I played and recorded some Goat Simulator on my PC. After a nice 20 minute recording I cleaned my computer table a bit (slow inroads!) and then after uploading I grabbed a shower.

I goobed off online for a bit while watching Isaacs and Zelda vods, and then around 1ish I started doing the puzzle-challenge in Discord, which is a contest with a group of frands where we each have a bunch of puzzle pieces from 2 different puzzles, and we hafta put ours together before the other team does the same to theirs.

Because of thoughts in my brain and the like, I wound up going to sleep around 3ish. Naughty noodle!

I hope everyone has a Goat Simulator kinda day! <333