one of the things I'm surprised nobody's ever done as a dirty little gag has either been Ewoks employed as storm troopers or a gag about predators. Where you see a predator alien landing on the Ewoks world and thoroughly getting its ass handed to it by the fuzzy little gremlins would be funny to see one of those predators bag a couple of Ewoks and then unexpectedly a Ewok hunting party completely screw the predators day up and just mop the floor with him. You never seen anything funny like one of the Ewoks tea bagging a storm trooper always thought that would've been something like icing on the cake. Those little guys never do really get much respect in the grand scheme of things. They got almost as much aid as poor jar jar.really would've liked to seen there have been a Ewok Jediat some point after all. Yoda was a Jedi, so why not a Ewok?

I still don’t like the little monsters. I feel sorry for any troopers they ‘captured’ after the battle. I still think they only joined the Rebels just so they get first dibs on grub afterwards. I mean think of where they got the outfit for Leia when they captured the heroes. I doubt she had that in her kit and I know the Ewoks don’t know how to make clothes. I’m sure they caught some unlucky traveler and made his family lunch, like how they were about to with Han and the others.

https://youtu.be/lN60lU0xYoE
Ewok hunt in Battlefront 2 is both terrifying and exhilarating. ^_^

https://youtu.be/Ejwzn-whVo8
And as annoying as they are, I can’t help myself.

https://youtu.be/OekyFz3xd6U
Still think Ewoks are better well done though.

first of all, I've always wondered why did little for balls know enough to pick up the storm troopers weapons and start using them? They're obviously capable of that level of thinking that they should have just taken out a few storm troopers taken Equipment and mopped the floor with them. Secondly vampire was invading he walks planet. So whatever happened to the storm troopers was their own mistake. They're the ones invading the Ewoks were the indigenous people defending their land. I'm fully aware of the Ewoks eat people. That's why the three Ewoks movies always confused me. The clothing that Princess Leia got from the Ewoks Was items that belonged to the family that died in the second Ewoks movie. From what I remember everybody from the first Ewoks movie died early in the second movie other than the youngest of the kids. Or maybe it was the third movie. I can't are member who killed off the family and little girl survived. As I understand it those movies took ladies before the Empire invaded the Ewoks home world. I never did understand the Ewoks helping that family and they left the old man alone. And yet they were going to eat the rebels. Humans were just as much animals to them as the Ewoks are animals to us it just makes sense bears don't recognize us as being higher than them on the food chain Ewoks are just more evolved versions of bears when you break it down. You never seem to see much Ewoks porn out there. Which is unfortunate. Those little fuzz balls would make for some interesting porn in the right situations. LOL. Maybe a little storm trooper on Ewok action or walkie on Ewok. Maybe some of the rebels got into a little bit of Ewok Poon Tang.

Something tells me you enjoyed playing the WAC a Ewok game. Some years back

Everyone gives the Ewoks grief. But I think it would be kinda cool to see them as fighter pilots or even a Jedi or two.

that's exactly what I've been saying. no more reason they can't do it then any other alien species

Ewoks were like the "Varmit Cong" The Endor "VC".

For the Imperial Stormtroopers,Endor was their "Vietnam".

Cute little Bears my ass!