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Having your cake,and growing yours too by DecusQ colored
(insert Nick Wide joke) this time something by DecusQ, if you want to check out the original you can go here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21471771/ and if you want to check out EVEN MORE great art by a great artist you can go here https://www.furaffinity.net/user/decusq/
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and don't get me started on how fast food places have been "donating" to Chief Bogo, I mean really, am I the only one seeing this? All the big mac wrappers, the leftover fries, and the empty milkshakes. You might as well slap their logos on his ever-growing ass cause we all know he's sponsored
I think *everyone* became aware when they released their 'Boys in blue burger'. A shameless publicity stunt. 'Supporting the ZPD' yeah, yeah; supporting how? Did you donate a forklift or something? Still, since that several officers can stop car chases just by waddling into the middle of the street I guess nobody can argue it's a TOTAL loss. (Well it's more a gain than anything but still...
True, I mean look at Judy, smallest officer on the force her massive ass! When she was caught in the middle of that bank robbery she just sat on all the robbers! Course she also cost $5,000 in damages when she broke the entrance on her way out but still better than losing the entire vault
At this rate they'll have to change her last name from 'Hopps' to 'Rolls'. Still, she IS still the lightest officer, that's why all ZPD buildings have to be only 1 story tall now. ANd I'm sure those nasty stories about officers swallowing smaller prisoners are just vicious hearsay, tabloid trash. Ok... I mean maybe Clawhauser, if he mistook them for a cream donut, but just him.
I mean really, sure maybe they may have hedonistic tendencies but come on, eating prisoners? They aren't cannibals, they're fatasses. The most danger they pose to anyone is the when they fall over, and even then you can't fall over if you can't walk in the first place so half the force is incapable of hurting a fly if their lives depended on it
Well, if you start them rolling you've got a problem, and they might occasionally step on smaller specimens. There's a reason they're banned from Little Rodentia, and it has nothing to do with Judy trying to eat that fiberglass donut atop that store. At the rate they're going though... well they might have to be kept off the regular streets too. I doubt they'll object if they're given adequate... supplies though.
I'd say we should get them drones but they'd probably just use them to get take-out deliveries. I mean at this point Zootopia is just running out of room, cause the police aren't the only ones with widening waistlines around this city and the lack of space is making it quite apparent
You know it's bad when cops don't get assigned to a precinct, they ARE a precinct. Still the spread among the citizenry is deeply concerning, not only on their part but for the ZPD as a whole. I mean, if everyone's too big to get through doorways.. who'll make the donuts and cakes?
Luckily we're developing machines to create and deliver food for everyone, but until then chefs have become highly valued and people are paying top dollar to get a personal chef to feed their never ending appetites. The mayor's had to commission research into expanding the city itself or within a year the citizens will bury it under their girth
That explains the four lane expressway between there and the Burrows. I hear Mr. Grey is doing exceptional business, despite his own expanding girth. Good thing he had bunny help. At the rate things are going he won't need to go to the city anyway, the city will come to him. It needs all those fields to produce raw materials. Going from carrots to sugar beets.
I mean really, that guy can barely fit in through double doors but he's the most powerful brand in Zootopia, people everywhere are eating Gideon goodies. You can barely avoid them, and everyone's waistlines can prove it. Gazelle is launching a whole new line of one-size-fits-all clothing to keep up with the bigger is better trend, otherwise the whole city is going to become a nudist sanctuary, which has become quite popular recently, though I can't figure out why
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