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The longest hallway? One Audio-Kinetic Pulse says it's either about to become the longest cave-in in your house, or it's going to be a slightly shorter but still presumably longest hallway, just with a large gouge at some indeterminate point along its perimeter. Not knowing the internal geography, this might spill over into other hallways but I'm somewhat sure this is acceptable collateral damage.
Unless this hallway is patently thicc. Then it's the longest hallway in your house with an admixture of bodily fluids, soft tissue, a thin dusty veneer of what was presumably hard tissue, and a mostly-hollow seventy metric ton vaguely humanoid object lodged in the opposite wall, complaining in ways that would make a sailor blush furiously. Mostly muffed by the cave-in. But you're probably going to wish it was all the way muffled after a few weeks. You could just ignore it but that'll only work until it repairs the organ in it that emits this awful, head-splitting tone at approximately a zillion decibels. In a hallway. And you know that's just going to carry everywhere.
I don't know where I was going with this honestly
Unless this hallway is patently thicc. Then it's the longest hallway in your house with an admixture of bodily fluids, soft tissue, a thin dusty veneer of what was presumably hard tissue, and a mostly-hollow seventy metric ton vaguely humanoid object lodged in the opposite wall, complaining in ways that would make a sailor blush furiously. Mostly muffed by the cave-in. But you're probably going to wish it was all the way muffled after a few weeks. You could just ignore it but that'll only work until it repairs the organ in it that emits this awful, head-splitting tone at approximately a zillion decibels. In a hallway. And you know that's just going to carry everywhere.
I don't know where I was going with this honestly
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