Ugh. Purchasing a worthwhile eevee plush is so hard these days.

Parking's a pain, lines are packed to the brim to buy overpriced, mass-produced junk. Even buying online is a hassle. I just can't find any real . . . high quality plushies out there! All of them are only made of mere fabric and only stuffed with cotton or wool. I like mine stuffed with something a little more . . . special!

You look like you'd make a good plushie. Yes, you in the uniform! How about you quit that pathetic job of yours and work for me instead?

The pay would be far superior to whatever pathetic pittance you make here. You'll have your food and water provided for (since you won't need any), I'll take care of your rent, and you'll receive all the snuggles and hugs your new plushy body could ever want!

Hmm, you seem a little hesitant at my offer. Well, I did NOT wait 30 minutes in this checkout line to take no for an answer . . .

Enjoy your new Job, my little plushie!



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