Aye! Godfrey! What's all this about missing things in that gang's hideout?
"You're going to have to be more specific than that you blue bruiser..."
Loot! Gold! All of the things they stole...WERE STOLEN! And I bet your half-pint ass took them!
"Are you accusing me stealing stolen goods? Maybe if your IQ wasn't the same as your shoe size, then you would figure they probably sold it off! Besides, commission fee..."
I KNEW IT! That loot was evidence as well as other people's hard earned money! I don't need proof to know you...wait my shoe size is pretty big...wait....
"Keh heh. Well, hard earned...easily taken. I don't work for free you glittery guardian. The least these people could do is fund my services. If I did everything out of the 'goodness' of my heart, I wouldn't even be able to make a simple mousetrap!"
Gahhh! I did most of the work! I took out the golems, goons, AND ghosts! GHOSTS! Your little trip wires and boom booms didn't help out at all! Maybe if you spent less time focusing on gold, you could make something more practical! Chocolate looking runt!
"Aye! Those traps were efficient enough to keep them busy while I slipped past. You said it was a recon mission. Had I known a knuckleheaded dolt like you treated it as a freaking tavern brawl I wouldn't have been as professional as I was. Blueberry mouth-breather!"
You forget I could kill you an any moment right!?
"Big muscles, big softy! You wouldn't end me over that! Some goody good two shoes you are!"
Kraah! Shut up! Next time we do it MY way and get the bad guys and get out! We have a reputation to keep! Don't drag our names in the mud!
"Or! We do it my way and line our pockets then save the day! I can't afford to do what I do on good deeds! Even a simpleton like you can understand that!"
Azune and Godfrey try some teambuilding by taking on a local band of thieves. With Godfrey being a treasure hunter himself, he sees gold for the taking and takes. Azune is better than that and refuses to get dragged down with his Gnolbold subordinate. Probably best to stick with better exercises....like...camping?
Art by the astounding
hikaze
"You're going to have to be more specific than that you blue bruiser..."
Loot! Gold! All of the things they stole...WERE STOLEN! And I bet your half-pint ass took them!
"Are you accusing me stealing stolen goods? Maybe if your IQ wasn't the same as your shoe size, then you would figure they probably sold it off! Besides, commission fee..."
I KNEW IT! That loot was evidence as well as other people's hard earned money! I don't need proof to know you...wait my shoe size is pretty big...wait....
"Keh heh. Well, hard earned...easily taken. I don't work for free you glittery guardian. The least these people could do is fund my services. If I did everything out of the 'goodness' of my heart, I wouldn't even be able to make a simple mousetrap!"
Gahhh! I did most of the work! I took out the golems, goons, AND ghosts! GHOSTS! Your little trip wires and boom booms didn't help out at all! Maybe if you spent less time focusing on gold, you could make something more practical! Chocolate looking runt!
"Aye! Those traps were efficient enough to keep them busy while I slipped past. You said it was a recon mission. Had I known a knuckleheaded dolt like you treated it as a freaking tavern brawl I wouldn't have been as professional as I was. Blueberry mouth-breather!"
You forget I could kill you an any moment right!?
"Big muscles, big softy! You wouldn't end me over that! Some goody good two shoes you are!"
Kraah! Shut up! Next time we do it MY way and get the bad guys and get out! We have a reputation to keep! Don't drag our names in the mud!
"Or! We do it my way and line our pockets then save the day! I can't afford to do what I do on good deeds! Even a simpleton like you can understand that!"
Azune and Godfrey try some teambuilding by taking on a local band of thieves. With Godfrey being a treasure hunter himself, he sees gold for the taking and takes. Azune is better than that and refuses to get dragged down with his Gnolbold subordinate. Probably best to stick with better exercises....like...camping?
Art by the astounding
hikaze
Category Artwork (Digital) / Muscle
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