So I REALLY didn't feel like dealing with my senile Spanish teacher today.
She's a nice person, but she just doesn't teach well.
And shuts you up mid sentence.

So I went to the nurse.
I fell asleep on one of those crazy uncomfortable couch/bed things.
About 45 minutes later, I woke up to find my awesome friend Jake.
Staring at me.
Intently.

"Dude..."
"Wtf, Jake. What's wrong?"
"..."
"FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?"
"... You sleep like a fuckin' cat."
"...is that all?"
"... it's rather cute."

Yeah.
Jake's my buttbuddy of amazingness.

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