SO YEAH, I actually had the idea for a superhero thingy for a looong time. Just was always on the backburner.

But then [url=twitter.com/puffwuffwingu] talked about making a superhero and made his own. SO, it inspired me to finally get mine done. Thanks to his help, this is what we got. c:

SO YEAH, his powers, abilities, and skills:
Agility; even with his thiccness, he's super mobile so he's great in close-quarters combat
Hypnosis: He can use his "assets" to temporarily hypnotize people. Who needs jedi mind tricks when you got dem hips? :U I don't mean like... he's a super-effective flirter, I mean he has a superpower where he can legitimately hypnotize people by being all teasy and stuff.
Inflation: If need be, he can puff himself up. Possibly to protect himself from big blows, pin down criminals until the police arrive, or the fact he's so stretchy means he can last long being puff, if a villain decides to go that route. Also goes hand in hand with the hypnosis. c: Can make himself T H I C C E R and just make his hypnosis all the more effective.
Gadgets: He doesn't have a utility belt, he has a utility cleavage. :V A neverending "pocket" that fits all of his gadgets and whatnot between his boobs. And it's related to the inflation stuff because all of his offensive gadgets puff people up. Cuz what better way to incapacitate than to make them immobile. c:

Also had this silly idea where he talks in a french accent and occasionally speaks in french to help hide his own normal speech.