Blasphemy, madness, Sparta!
...Sorry, I couldn't resist. cx

Yeah, I like bacon, but I like cheese, too. And cheese is a lot easier to eat because you don't have to cook it first. ;P
...I mean, you could eat raw bacon, but I dunno it'd taste that good. XD

Oh well! If you like bacon more than cheese, go ahead and hate me, I don't care! I don't wake up every day to please you! CX

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