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In Part 3, Mettaton and Blooky finally managed to tickle Muffet until she passed out. But, due to some mischievous shenanigans from all of her spiders and her pet, Cuddles, however, the time Muffet spent in an unconscious state was very short-lived. And now that she's seen Mettaton all restrained with webbing, there's a strong possibility that she's going to take advantage of his current predicament. But first, she would like to talk to both Mettaton and Blooky; find out what they've been up to lately and all that, you know. :)
PART 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29190399/
PART 2: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29215334/
PART 3: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29240869/
Undertale© Toby Fox.
TICKLE, TICKLE, DARLING SPIDER
Chapter 6: Let’s Make a Deal
Mettaton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! *laughed Mettaton as Muffet’s spiders crawled out of his core*
Muffet: Don’t worry, my little dearies; since Mettaton is webbed up and since his core is currently in a harmless state, you’re not in any trouble for tickling him. *stated Muffet to all of her spiders as she gently pulled Cuddles out of Blooky’s body* I just want to take some time to talk him and Blooky, that’s all, I promise. *assured Muffet* (Oh my goodness, Mettaton’s ticklish too?! That is unbelievable!)
The reason why Muffet regained consciousness so quickly moments ago is because she has a rather overdeveloped “spider sense” when it comes to the safety of her spiders. She’s always very concerned for their safety and because they all did something that could’ve potentially been harmful to them without her knowing initially, her “spider sense” kicked in, causing her to immediately wake up and investigate the situation. And after realizing that her spiders were all ok, she commanded them, along with Cuddles, to stop tickling both Mettaton and Blooky long enough so she could talk to the two cousins themselves. And, for some reason, before Muffet started talking to both of them, she didn’t remove the webbing that was and still is holding Mettaton so incredibly still. This could be to prevent him from tickling her all the while she talks to both him and his cousin… or, quite possibly, for a completely different reason. ;)
1 minute later… after Muffet grabbed a comfortable chair to sit in along with a tuffet to rest her soft smooth bare feet with her ankles crossed on…
Mettaton: (Um, why didn’t she free from this webbing?! Is this some kind of practical joke?! Because I’m not laughing! *frightened gasp* Oh no! She’s not planning to… no, she wouldn’t! She wouldn’t tickle my core with those six arms, would she?! Oh god! I better not give her any ideas! Oh god! Oh god, oh god, oh god, just play it cool, Mettaton. Just play it cool, and you’ll be alright! Hopefully!) *Mettaton thought very nervously to himself*
Muffet: Ok, now that my tickle torture’s officially over, I’ve got some questions for you two handsome gents, starting with this one… Mettaton, when I asked you why you were scared of Cuddles earlier, you said that you actually weren’t and that you were just practicing your acting skills for something. So tell me, what were you practicing your acting skills for? *asked Muffet curiously as she wiggled her all ten of her toes on her tuffet (quite possibly to tease Mettaton)*
Mettaton: For when I fight alongside the Royal Guard next Sunday, darling. *answered Mettaton with a large smile on his face*
Muffet: *gasp of delight* The live action role playing group? *asked Muffet all excitedly*
Mettaton: OH YES! *responded Mettaton with one of his signature catchphrases*
Since Asgore’s Royal Guard disbanded seven months ago, a certain individual, someone who was VERY unhappy and disappointed that Asgore’s Royal Guard disbanded, took the time to organize a sort of replacement for it… by creating their very own LARPing group based on it. This particular LARPing group is simply referred to as the Royal Guard, just like the original group was; and each member of this group gathers together at least once a week for a fun-filled morning, afternoon, and/or evening of fighting in pretend-battles, something of which they have been doing for the past five months now. And next Sunday afternoon, when they all get together again, Mettaton is going to be joining them. But before Mettaton can do so however, he needs to create his own costume for such an occasion. The reason being is because not creating your very own LARPing costume is considered to be… a bit frowned upon. But fortunately for Mettaton (and anyone that lacks costume making skills) though, the Royal Guard’s Captain, the individual that created the entire LARPing group itself, is nice enough to help him create his costume. And that’s what Mettaton started doing at least 12 hours ago at the Captain’s house, actually. With help from the Royal’s Guard’s Captain, Mettaton has made a rather outstanding start on his costume. And after a few more productive hours of working on it, it should be all “primed and ready to go” by next Sunday. ;)
Muffet: *another gasp of delight* Oh, how fun! Good for you, deary! Good for you!
Mettaton: Oh, thank you.
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ You’re welcome. …By the way, did you create your costume for it yet by chance?
Mettaton: I started working on it roughly 17 hours ago… with help from the Captain himself. *replied Mettaton with a smile*
Blooky: It’s true, Muffet. I was there with him. The Captain’s house was the first of three places we went to before coming here, actually. And Mettaton will be going there again in about 7 hours to work on it a second time.
Mettaton: Mm-hmm; and the next day to work on it a third time.
Muffet: Oh my goodness, it takes that long to make a LARPing costume?
Mettaton: If you want it to be a truly outstanding LARPing costume, then yes, it does. *replied Mettaton with a smile* And let me tell you, by the time we’re done, my costume’s going to be bold, dramatic, and… oh, I’ve already said too much. Don’t want to spoil the surprise.
Blooky: (Pfft. Coming from a guy that’s bad at keeping secrets. XD)
Muffet: Oh, sure; sure, I understand. It’s always good to keep things like that a secret (things such as Asriel being tickled by my spiders and I), most definitely!
Mettaton: Haha! You’ve got that right, darling. And the Captain is amazing to work with too, just amazing; even if he is the most fearsome warrior in the entire group, which is still very hard for me to grasp the idea of considering how much of a pure cinnamon roll he is outside of “combat.”
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ I know, right? That’s the Captain for you. And it’s amazing how much time he spends helping those that want to participate in the Royal Guard create their costumes. Whether they want to participate only once just to see what it’s like or take the time to become a fully-fledged member of the group, he’s there for them every step of the way; and…
Muffet’s spiders: *inaudible dialogue*
Muffet: Oh, it’s just come to my attention that some my little dearies here don’t know who the Captain of the Royal Guard is.
Mettaton: *gasp of surprise* Seriously?! Some of them don’t know who the Captain is?!
Muffet: I’m afraid not, Mettaton. Care to tell them?
Mettaton: Why of course. Darling spiders; the Captain of the Royal Guard, the most fearsome warrior in the entire group, but in reality, the purest cinnamon roll to ever walk this Earth, is no other than…
*epic drum roll*
Mettaton: …THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!! :D
What Mettaton says is true! Papyrus is the Captain of the Royal Guard… LARPing Edition! :D At least once a week, Papyrus gets together with a large group of friends in the local park and live action role-plays with every single one of them. And he has been doing so for the past five months now, even during the winter months when it was all snowy and cold. He’s not really into the whole pen-and-paper role-playing that Gaster does with the kids (primarily Asriel). Instead, he’s someone that likes to role-play through physical activity and at the same time, show off his creative side with his various arts and crafts, his magical abilities (magic is allowed in this LARPing group) and of course, his imagination. Through LARPing, Papyrus is able to live out one of his long-desired dreams, his dream of being a member of Asgore’s Royal Guard. And while it may not be the real deal, it’s certainly the next best thing. :) And actually, Papyrus finds the LARPing version of Asgore’s Royal Guard much more enjoyable. Not only because he was granted the title of Captain by every single one of his friends (both old and new), but also because he and his group of friends are able to achieve victories without actually killing or hurting anyone. Since it’s LARPing and all, everyone in the group just pretend-hurts and/or pretend-kills each other with both their magical abilities and their weapons made of foam, cardboard, duct tape, and other materials of the sort. And since Papyrus is such a master at not killing and hurting anyone with his hand-crafted weapons and magical bone attacks, his adept fighting skills surpassed all of the other members’ fighting skills and he was granted the title of Captain because of it. And with his valiant leadership skills, he and his “army” all go into “battle” and almost always achieve victory against any opposing LARPers. :)
Some of Muffet’s Spiders: *astonished inaudible dialogue*
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Why yes, Papyrus as the Captain is impressive, my little dearies; very impressive indeed. And because of that, I think you’re seriously going to have a real fun time next Sunday, Mettaton.
Mettaton: Oh yes, I think so too.
Sometime later… 1:40am…
Muffet: So, what was the second place you went to before showing up here, Mettaton?
Mettaton: Dr. Alphys’s house, darling. As a present for being such a wonderful friend to me (and for developing all of my most recent upgrades in addition to this fabulous body of mine), Blooky and I personally brought Alphys her very own ping pong table and then we then we stayed long enough to help her assemble it in her basement. Oh, and to catch up with her as well because it had been a while since Blooky and I last saw her.
Muffet: Oh no! Mettaton, you fool, you shouldn’t have done that! *said Muffet jokingly* Because now she’s going to have TONS of opportunities to improve her table tennis skills! And that’s saying a lot too… because she’s already so amazing at it! (Even I can’t beat her and I have 6 arms! 6 ARMS!!)
Mettaton: Pfft, oh please, darling. You know very well she’s wanted one for quite some time now. And after everything she went through (everything that happened in the True Lab), she deserves it.
Muffet: …Yes, that’s true, she does.
Sometime later… 1:50am
Muffet: So, what was the third and final place you went to before showing up here, Mettaton?
Mettaton: The precious lizard child’s house, darling. *replied Mettaton with a smile*
Muffet: Wait, why did you go there? You saw MK the day before, you silly goose. *said Muffet teasingly*
Mettaton: Oh, I know I did.
Muffet: So why did you go his house then?
Mettaton: For 2 reasons. To tickle him some more, because waiting a couple of weeks to tickle him again is just far too much time for me to wait; and, to ask his father, ROCCO, if he was interested in making an appearance on my show, “Cooking with A Killer Robot.” Ooh, speaking of which, would you be interested in doing that sometime, Muffet? I was going to ask you earlier but I got so caught up in tickling you to absolutely precious little pieces and all that.
Like Toriel, MK’s father, Rocco, an incredibly friendly (and somewhat clumsy) 41-year old male lizard monster, is a very proficient chef, so proficient that he was hired in a heartbeat at the most successful restaurant in the area at some point after moving to the Surface. Also, unlike his son, MK, Rocco has actual arms rather than robotic ones (MK’s lack of actual arms comes from his mother’s side of the family). But aside than that difference between them though, the two lizard monsters look a lot alike each other in several other ways. :)
Muffet: *gasp of pure delight* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! OH MY GOODNESS, YES!! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!! …But, only if you do one teensy tiny little favor for me first, deary.
Mettaton: Name it, darling! I’ll do anything! *said Mettaton with a charming smile* (Oh *bleep*, way to oversell it, Mettaton!)
Muffet: Well, since I was tickled by you and Blooky for a REALLY LONG TIME; and seeing that you’re still restrained with webbing and all, Mettaton, ahuhuhu~ I think it’s only fair that both of you handsome gents get tickled for a REALLY LONG time as well, BY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DEARIES… AND CUDDLES! Ahuhuhu~
As soon as Muffet’s finished talking to Mettaton and Blooky, Muffet’s spiders are going to tickle Mettaton and Cuddles is going to tickle Blooky.
Mettaton: (OH *BLEEP*! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! …I’LL DIE!) *Mettaton thought incredibly nervously to himself* (No, no, don’t think that way, Mettaton. Remember, this is for showbiz, baby!) …Um, sure, I guess; any… anything for you, darling. *stated Mettaton with an incredibly nervous smile* Ehehehehe. (*sigh* Man, the things I do for showbiz.)
Mettaton will do anything to get Muffet to appear on his show, “Cooking with a Killer Robot.” And if he has to be tickled for a REALLY LONG time in order to make it happen, then so be it! ;)
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Wonderful! But, before we proceed with that, I want to hear more about how tickling MK and talking to Rocco went. Did you get MK REAL GOOD, Mettaton? And did Rocco say yes when you asked him to appear on your cooking show?
Mettaton: Um, actually, I didn’t get to do either one of those things, Muffet. The precious lizard child and his father weren’t at his house at all. But, fortunately for me though, someone was there to take both of their places. *replied Mettaton as his smile widened*
Muffet: Really? Who?
Mettaton: That 10 year old chef, Kyle, who also happens to be a classmate and close friend of MK’s younger sister. *replied Mettaton as his smile widened even more*
For the next 20 minutes, Mettaton told Muffet everything he and Blooky did at MK’s house before arriving at her house. MK and his father may not have been present all the while the two cousins were there, but MK’s mother, little sis, and baby brother, as well as Patty (Patience) and Kyle (Kindness), two classmates and close friends of MK’s little sis, were though. And when Mettaton first arrived at MK’s house, he barged in on MK’s mother, LYDIA, a 36-year-old light yellow armless female lizard monster with a full head of long brown hair (and no head spikes), painting pictures with Patty. He didn’t frighten Lydia, who was painting pictures with her feet and tail (which almost always has a ribbon on it) at the time, and Patty too much though because Alphys, who was still mad at Mettaton at the time for scaring her and causing her to mess up one of her paintings, warned both of them along with everyone else in the house that he was coming via a text message to Lydia’s phone. The same couldn’t be said about MK’s baby brother though. MK’s baby brother (the only child in MK’s nuclear/core family that has actual arms), a yellow (same shade of yellow as his father and older brother) 15-month old long tailed (at least 50% longer than MK’s tail was when he was his baby brother’s age) tank top wearing little tyke named REX, doesn’t like Mettaton (when he’s in his EX form) and cries every time he sees him because of it. Why Rex doesn’t like Mettaton, nobody knows. It might have something to do with Mettaton’s compulsive habit of entering homes without ringing doorbells and/or knocking on doors (due to Mettaton appearing out of nowhere and scaring Rex whenever he walks, runs, crawls, and/or prowls around the house minding his own business), the way Mettaton approaches him (Mettaton moves a bit too fast every time he approaches babies), and/or the mere sound of Mettaton’s voice itself (Mettaton doesn’t know it but he talks rather loudly whenever he’s around babies), just to name a few things (and these are all things he only does in his EX form). But again, nobody knows for sure.
Muffet: *gasp* Oh no, you made Rex cry, Mettaton?!
Mettaton: I’m afraid so, Muffet. That cute little long-tailed rascal doesn’t like me for some reason.
Blooky: (Probably because he’s not very fond of your both irritating and creepy “breaking and entering” habit, cuz.)
Mettaton: Well, my EX form to be exact. He’s perfectly fine with my rectangle form; probably because it looks a bit like a giant toy block. And he loves toy blocks!
Whenever Rex cries due to Mettaton’s presence, Mettaton normally changes into his rectangle form to cheer him up. But about 9 hours ago however, Mettaton decided to pick him up out of his playpen, cradle him in his arms, and tickle his little feet in an attempt to cheer him up instead. All while remaining in his EX form. …BIG MISTAKE! Because doing so made Rex cry even more (of course after he finished laughing from all the tickles that were delivered to his little three-toed feet by Mettaton, who got a little too carried away tickling him)!
Mettaton: But I want him to like me in my EX form though. So, rather than changing into my rectangle form to cheer him up, I decided to tickle his adorable little feet instead. But that only made things worse.
After Mettaton made Rex cry even more, Patty gently pulled Rex out of Mettaton’s arms and then she and Lydia took him upstairs to cheer him up. And in order to get him to stop crying completely, they both politely told Mettaton not to follow them. So then, while waiting for them to return, Mettaton headed into the kitchen to see what Blooky, Kyle, and MK’s little sis were all up to. But once he got there though, Blooky and MK’s little sis weren’t anywhere to be found. The reason being is because Blooky gave MK’s little sis a mix CD of his latest music as an early birthday present and they were upstairs lying on the floor and feeling like garbage (one of Blooky and Mettaton’s family traditions) listening to it together. Blooky and MK’s little sis are very close friends. They’re both shy individuals that have a bit of trouble making friends, they both have a love of all things spooky, they’re both considered by some to be a bit creepy appearance-wise, and they both love eerie and ambient music, just to name a few things. And because both of them were gone, this meant that Mettaton was all alone with Kyle, who offered to cook supper for everyone that afternoon since MK’s father, Rocco, is currently out of town and won’t be back until Saturday night.
Muffet: Ok, now that you’re at the part where you were alone with Kyle, what wound up happening between you two?
Mettaton: Well, after seeing his impressive cooking skills, I just had to ask him if he was interested in appearing on my cooking show. …He, um, didn’t say no; but he didn’t exactly say yes either. So, I then “persuaded” him to say yes.
Blooky: And when he says that he “persuaded” him, Muffet, he means that he tickled the young red-haired boy until he nearly peed his pants!
Muffet: *gasp* Mettaton, how could you?! *asked Muffet with a concerned tone in her voice*
Mettaton: Pfft, oh come on! It wasn’t my fault! The boy’s laughter was so dang cute I just couldn’t help myself! Especially when I tickled his belly, HIS MOST TICKLISH SPOT! *cooed Mettaton*
Muffet: I’m sure it was, but still!
Since MK, a super ticklish kid, and Rocco, an outstanding chef, were not present all the while Mettaton was at MK’s house, Kyle, who is not only an outstanding chef but also a super ticklish kid, unfortunately had to take both of their places. And since Kyle is somewhat shy, he was rather hesitant to accept Mettaton’s offer when he asked him to appear on his cooking show. But Mettaton doesn’t exactly take no for an answer to something like that though, so he then decided to tickle the young boy until he said yes. But even after Kyle reluctantly said yes through all of his frantic and precious laughter, Mettaton continued tickling him until he nearly peed his pants! But up until that point though, Mettaton tickling Kyle was quite an adorable sight, which was why Lydia, Patty, and Blooky didn’t interfere until absolutely necessary (MK’s sister stayed out of it because she felt that Mettaton would tickle her if she tried to stop him from tickling Kyle and she doesn’t like being tickled by someone that isn’t one of her best friends and/or someone that isn’t part of her nuclear/core family), which all three of them needed to do in order to prevent Kyle from accidentally peeing his pants. Then, after being forced to stop tickling Kyle by Lydia, Patty, and Blooky, Mettaton apologized for his actions (not just his actions towards Kyle but also his actions towards Rex) and promised that he will be much more careful if he were to ever do something like that again. And as even more of an apology, Mettaton told Kyle (of course after Kyle relieved himself in the bathroom) that he didn’t have to appear on his cooking show if he didn’t want to. In response to this, Kyle told Mettaton that he would think about it and then he followed up his statement by giving him a hug of forgiveness, which didn’t surprise anyone since Kyle’s the epitome of Kindness. Then after that, and for the rest of the time at MK’s house, Mettaton just sat and talked with everyone about what he’s been up to these days, much like he’s doing with Muffet right now. Then after he did that, he officially headed to Muffet’s house.
Sometime later… 2:10am
Muffet: Awwwwwww! Glad to hear everything worked out, Mettaton. Ahuhuhu~ But still though, you kind of deserve some punishment for your actions.
Mettaton: *sigh* Yes, I suppose I do. Does that mean?
Muffet: Yes! *interrupted Muffet due to knowing exactly what Mettaton was going to ask her* My little dearies are going to tickle you again any second now. Ahuhuhu~ And this time, they’re not going to be so “nice.” Ahuhuhu~
Mettaton: *robot gulp*
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Have fun, deary. Ahuhuhuhuhu~
Mere moments later, dozens and dozens and dozens of Muffet’s spiders crawled right back into Mettaton’s still-open core, tickling him once again and doing a damn fine job of it as both Muffet and Blooky sat idly by watching all of them work their magic with every single one of their tiny tickly legs. ;) They made Mettaton laugh loudly, hysterically, maniacally, and frantically all at once and they continued doing so until 7:30am, 30 minutes before Muffet opens up her bakery. And since Mettaton is someone that doesn’t breathe, the spiders didn’t let up on him at all. Not even for a millisecond. ;) But that didn’t stop Mettaton from feeling like he was going to blow a fuse due to laughing so hard on numerous occasions though. Not one bit.
Mettaton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAD, DARLINGS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
2 minutes later…
Mettaton: (OH NO, NO DON’T, PLEASE, NOT IN THOSE…) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughed Mettaton even harder as dozens and dozens and dozens of spiders crawled into every nook and cranny of the interior of his metal torso* TOHOHOHOHOHOHORTURE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS PUHUHUHUHUHUHUHURE TOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHORTURE! *exaggerated Mettaton through all of his beautiful laughter and giggles* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAKE IT STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Wonderful, absolutely wonderful, my little dearies! Ahuhuhu~ *said Muffet acknowledging Mettaton’s current predicament*
Blooky: Yes; yes, I agree. And with all of them crawling inside Mettaton’s chest like that, they might just make him laugh until he blows a fuse, Muffet. *claimed Blooky with a giant grin*
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Oh, I’m counting on it, Blooky. *stated Muffet all cheekily as she turned her head towards Blooky* Ahuhuhu~ And in a matter of seconds, you’re about to do the same. Ahuhuhu~ But first, I have to ask. Why did you show up here later than your cousin?
Blooky: Oh, that’s because after Mettaton left Lydia and Rocco’s house, I stayed behind a while longer to catch up with MK’s younger sister, GRACIE. And since Patty and Kyle, her two best friends from school, were also at the house, I talked to them as well.
Muffet: (*gasp of realization* Wait a second, Kyle’s a tremendously kind chef like Rocco and Patty’s a gifted artist with an astonishingly high level of patience like Lydia. Huh, maybe that’s why Gracie gets along with Patty and Kyle so well; because they’re like her parents, two individuals she loves very dearly. X3)
Blooky: Gracie’s one of my best friends, you know. We have so much in common, me and her. We’re both shy, we both love ghostly music, and we both come across as a bit creepy to some individuals, just to name a few things. And if you get to know Gracie as well as have, you’ll find out that she’s a very sweet child just like that of her big brother; and very philosophical too, especially for a 9-year-old.
Muffet: Oh yes, I’m well aware of that. And, correct me if I’m wrong, but did Mettaton say she’s turning 10 next month?
Blooky: Yes, he did. And since tenth birthdays are a REALLY BIG deal in her family, her parents are going to be throwing a REALLY BIG party for her to celebrate such an occasion. And as far as I know, it’s going to be a lot like the one they threw for MK 15 months ago when he turned 10.
(MK is 16 months older than his little sis.)
Muffet: Awwwwww, that’s so sweet of them. And that cute little gray lizard girl deserves it too, especially after all the time she spent in the Underground being so terrified of the possibility of a world where everything is exactly the same… except she doesn’t exist, or, something like that anyway.
Blooky: Yeah, totally. Poor girl was scared to death about that for three whole months! But let’s not dwell on that topic too much though because ever since she figured out a way to deal with that fear of hers, she’s been a much happier child these days. And that’s all that really matters. (Plus, a good laugh every now and then helps too. X3)
While Blooky was at MK’s house earlier, rather than just simply talking to Gracie, Patty, and Kyle, he tickled them for a little while as well. And all three of them enjoyed it too. X3 Maybe a bit too much actually. Like Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK, all three of those kids love being tickled very, very much. And that internal tickling of Blooky’s got all three of them laughing REAL HARD too! It was so tickly! ;) Also, the primary reason why Patty and Kyle were at MK’s house is because they, along with Gracie, felt it was necessary to get together and study one last time for a social studies exam that all three of them will be taking in… about 12 hours from now, actually. And after studying for the exam one last time, all three kids officially came to the conclusion that they’re more than ready for it, much like MK, Brad (Bravery), Izzy (Integrity), and Justin (Justice) did after their last study session for their science exam and Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and Perry (Perseverance) did after their last study session for their math exam.
Muffet: I agree. *stated Muffet with a heartwarming smile* Happiness is a real virtue. …And speaking of which, I, um, think it’s time to make YOU much happier, Blooky, if you, um, catch my meaning. Ahuhuhu~ *wink wink*
Blooky: Oh, yes, that’s right; I shouldn’t keep Cuddles waiting any longer, should I? So, yes, by all means, go ahead.
With that said, Muffet gave Cuddles the ok to tickle Blooky again. And that’s exactly what Cuddles did too. He jumped and phased into Blooky’s ectoplasmic body and traversed every inch of it with his creepy crawly legs. And just all of the spiders did to Mettaton, Cuddles tickled Blooky until 7:30am. But unlike all of the spiders though, Cuddles was nice enough to give his victim a few breaks every now and then.
Muffet: Enjoy yourself, Blooky! Ahuhuhu~
Blooky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, CUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUDDLES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHY ARE YOU SOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO GOOD AT TICKL… *Cuddles licks Blooky’s “brain” with long licks, causing Blooky to squeal for the first time in years* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Mettaton: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOW THE HELL ARE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALL YOU LITTLE DARLINGS NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT TIRED?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU KNOW, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FROM ALL THAT CRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWLING AROUND! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (This is for showbiz! This is for showbiz, baby! Come on, you can do this! Roughly 5 more hours of tickling, that’s nothing! Child’s play! Especially for someone who’s not all that ticklish!)
Blooky and Mettaton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughed Blooky and Mettaton until 7:30am*
Muffet: (Ahuhuhu~ Oh, this is just too perfect. Ahuhuhu~ Two of my favorite celebrities being tickled by little dearies and my pet. And as much as I’d like to continue watching them get tickled, I unfortunately need to go to bed since I have to start my Friday shift in a few hours. Oh, but not to worry though because every single one of those high-tech cameras on the walls and ceiling will capture every second of it. And then, in my spare time, I’ll be able to live each moment as if I was actually in the basement all the while it happened. Ahuhuhu~) *thought Muffet to herself as she walked all the way upstairs to her bedroom* (And it… will… be… gl… glori… glori… glorious.) *thought Muffet to herself as she plopped face down on her bed and started snoring… LOUDLY… and continued doing so until 7:30am*
THE END.
PART 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29190399/
PART 2: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29215334/
PART 3: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29240869/
Undertale© Toby Fox.
TICKLE, TICKLE, DARLING SPIDER
Chapter 6: Let’s Make a Deal
Mettaton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! *laughed Mettaton as Muffet’s spiders crawled out of his core*
Muffet: Don’t worry, my little dearies; since Mettaton is webbed up and since his core is currently in a harmless state, you’re not in any trouble for tickling him. *stated Muffet to all of her spiders as she gently pulled Cuddles out of Blooky’s body* I just want to take some time to talk him and Blooky, that’s all, I promise. *assured Muffet* (Oh my goodness, Mettaton’s ticklish too?! That is unbelievable!)
The reason why Muffet regained consciousness so quickly moments ago is because she has a rather overdeveloped “spider sense” when it comes to the safety of her spiders. She’s always very concerned for their safety and because they all did something that could’ve potentially been harmful to them without her knowing initially, her “spider sense” kicked in, causing her to immediately wake up and investigate the situation. And after realizing that her spiders were all ok, she commanded them, along with Cuddles, to stop tickling both Mettaton and Blooky long enough so she could talk to the two cousins themselves. And, for some reason, before Muffet started talking to both of them, she didn’t remove the webbing that was and still is holding Mettaton so incredibly still. This could be to prevent him from tickling her all the while she talks to both him and his cousin… or, quite possibly, for a completely different reason. ;)
1 minute later… after Muffet grabbed a comfortable chair to sit in along with a tuffet to rest her soft smooth bare feet with her ankles crossed on…
Mettaton: (Um, why didn’t she free from this webbing?! Is this some kind of practical joke?! Because I’m not laughing! *frightened gasp* Oh no! She’s not planning to… no, she wouldn’t! She wouldn’t tickle my core with those six arms, would she?! Oh god! I better not give her any ideas! Oh god! Oh god, oh god, oh god, just play it cool, Mettaton. Just play it cool, and you’ll be alright! Hopefully!) *Mettaton thought very nervously to himself*
Muffet: Ok, now that my tickle torture’s officially over, I’ve got some questions for you two handsome gents, starting with this one… Mettaton, when I asked you why you were scared of Cuddles earlier, you said that you actually weren’t and that you were just practicing your acting skills for something. So tell me, what were you practicing your acting skills for? *asked Muffet curiously as she wiggled her all ten of her toes on her tuffet (quite possibly to tease Mettaton)*
Mettaton: For when I fight alongside the Royal Guard next Sunday, darling. *answered Mettaton with a large smile on his face*
Muffet: *gasp of delight* The live action role playing group? *asked Muffet all excitedly*
Mettaton: OH YES! *responded Mettaton with one of his signature catchphrases*
Since Asgore’s Royal Guard disbanded seven months ago, a certain individual, someone who was VERY unhappy and disappointed that Asgore’s Royal Guard disbanded, took the time to organize a sort of replacement for it… by creating their very own LARPing group based on it. This particular LARPing group is simply referred to as the Royal Guard, just like the original group was; and each member of this group gathers together at least once a week for a fun-filled morning, afternoon, and/or evening of fighting in pretend-battles, something of which they have been doing for the past five months now. And next Sunday afternoon, when they all get together again, Mettaton is going to be joining them. But before Mettaton can do so however, he needs to create his own costume for such an occasion. The reason being is because not creating your very own LARPing costume is considered to be… a bit frowned upon. But fortunately for Mettaton (and anyone that lacks costume making skills) though, the Royal Guard’s Captain, the individual that created the entire LARPing group itself, is nice enough to help him create his costume. And that’s what Mettaton started doing at least 12 hours ago at the Captain’s house, actually. With help from the Royal’s Guard’s Captain, Mettaton has made a rather outstanding start on his costume. And after a few more productive hours of working on it, it should be all “primed and ready to go” by next Sunday. ;)
Muffet: *another gasp of delight* Oh, how fun! Good for you, deary! Good for you!
Mettaton: Oh, thank you.
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ You’re welcome. …By the way, did you create your costume for it yet by chance?
Mettaton: I started working on it roughly 17 hours ago… with help from the Captain himself. *replied Mettaton with a smile*
Blooky: It’s true, Muffet. I was there with him. The Captain’s house was the first of three places we went to before coming here, actually. And Mettaton will be going there again in about 7 hours to work on it a second time.
Mettaton: Mm-hmm; and the next day to work on it a third time.
Muffet: Oh my goodness, it takes that long to make a LARPing costume?
Mettaton: If you want it to be a truly outstanding LARPing costume, then yes, it does. *replied Mettaton with a smile* And let me tell you, by the time we’re done, my costume’s going to be bold, dramatic, and… oh, I’ve already said too much. Don’t want to spoil the surprise.
Blooky: (Pfft. Coming from a guy that’s bad at keeping secrets. XD)
Muffet: Oh, sure; sure, I understand. It’s always good to keep things like that a secret (things such as Asriel being tickled by my spiders and I), most definitely!
Mettaton: Haha! You’ve got that right, darling. And the Captain is amazing to work with too, just amazing; even if he is the most fearsome warrior in the entire group, which is still very hard for me to grasp the idea of considering how much of a pure cinnamon roll he is outside of “combat.”
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ I know, right? That’s the Captain for you. And it’s amazing how much time he spends helping those that want to participate in the Royal Guard create their costumes. Whether they want to participate only once just to see what it’s like or take the time to become a fully-fledged member of the group, he’s there for them every step of the way; and…
Muffet’s spiders: *inaudible dialogue*
Muffet: Oh, it’s just come to my attention that some my little dearies here don’t know who the Captain of the Royal Guard is.
Mettaton: *gasp of surprise* Seriously?! Some of them don’t know who the Captain is?!
Muffet: I’m afraid not, Mettaton. Care to tell them?
Mettaton: Why of course. Darling spiders; the Captain of the Royal Guard, the most fearsome warrior in the entire group, but in reality, the purest cinnamon roll to ever walk this Earth, is no other than…
*epic drum roll*
Mettaton: …THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!! :D
What Mettaton says is true! Papyrus is the Captain of the Royal Guard… LARPing Edition! :D At least once a week, Papyrus gets together with a large group of friends in the local park and live action role-plays with every single one of them. And he has been doing so for the past five months now, even during the winter months when it was all snowy and cold. He’s not really into the whole pen-and-paper role-playing that Gaster does with the kids (primarily Asriel). Instead, he’s someone that likes to role-play through physical activity and at the same time, show off his creative side with his various arts and crafts, his magical abilities (magic is allowed in this LARPing group) and of course, his imagination. Through LARPing, Papyrus is able to live out one of his long-desired dreams, his dream of being a member of Asgore’s Royal Guard. And while it may not be the real deal, it’s certainly the next best thing. :) And actually, Papyrus finds the LARPing version of Asgore’s Royal Guard much more enjoyable. Not only because he was granted the title of Captain by every single one of his friends (both old and new), but also because he and his group of friends are able to achieve victories without actually killing or hurting anyone. Since it’s LARPing and all, everyone in the group just pretend-hurts and/or pretend-kills each other with both their magical abilities and their weapons made of foam, cardboard, duct tape, and other materials of the sort. And since Papyrus is such a master at not killing and hurting anyone with his hand-crafted weapons and magical bone attacks, his adept fighting skills surpassed all of the other members’ fighting skills and he was granted the title of Captain because of it. And with his valiant leadership skills, he and his “army” all go into “battle” and almost always achieve victory against any opposing LARPers. :)
Some of Muffet’s Spiders: *astonished inaudible dialogue*
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Why yes, Papyrus as the Captain is impressive, my little dearies; very impressive indeed. And because of that, I think you’re seriously going to have a real fun time next Sunday, Mettaton.
Mettaton: Oh yes, I think so too.
Sometime later… 1:40am…
Muffet: So, what was the second place you went to before showing up here, Mettaton?
Mettaton: Dr. Alphys’s house, darling. As a present for being such a wonderful friend to me (and for developing all of my most recent upgrades in addition to this fabulous body of mine), Blooky and I personally brought Alphys her very own ping pong table and then we then we stayed long enough to help her assemble it in her basement. Oh, and to catch up with her as well because it had been a while since Blooky and I last saw her.
Muffet: Oh no! Mettaton, you fool, you shouldn’t have done that! *said Muffet jokingly* Because now she’s going to have TONS of opportunities to improve her table tennis skills! And that’s saying a lot too… because she’s already so amazing at it! (Even I can’t beat her and I have 6 arms! 6 ARMS!!)
Mettaton: Pfft, oh please, darling. You know very well she’s wanted one for quite some time now. And after everything she went through (everything that happened in the True Lab), she deserves it.
Muffet: …Yes, that’s true, she does.
Sometime later… 1:50am
Muffet: So, what was the third and final place you went to before showing up here, Mettaton?
Mettaton: The precious lizard child’s house, darling. *replied Mettaton with a smile*
Muffet: Wait, why did you go there? You saw MK the day before, you silly goose. *said Muffet teasingly*
Mettaton: Oh, I know I did.
Muffet: So why did you go his house then?
Mettaton: For 2 reasons. To tickle him some more, because waiting a couple of weeks to tickle him again is just far too much time for me to wait; and, to ask his father, ROCCO, if he was interested in making an appearance on my show, “Cooking with A Killer Robot.” Ooh, speaking of which, would you be interested in doing that sometime, Muffet? I was going to ask you earlier but I got so caught up in tickling you to absolutely precious little pieces and all that.
Like Toriel, MK’s father, Rocco, an incredibly friendly (and somewhat clumsy) 41-year old male lizard monster, is a very proficient chef, so proficient that he was hired in a heartbeat at the most successful restaurant in the area at some point after moving to the Surface. Also, unlike his son, MK, Rocco has actual arms rather than robotic ones (MK’s lack of actual arms comes from his mother’s side of the family). But aside than that difference between them though, the two lizard monsters look a lot alike each other in several other ways. :)
Muffet: *gasp of pure delight* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! OH MY GOODNESS, YES!! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!! …But, only if you do one teensy tiny little favor for me first, deary.
Mettaton: Name it, darling! I’ll do anything! *said Mettaton with a charming smile* (Oh *bleep*, way to oversell it, Mettaton!)
Muffet: Well, since I was tickled by you and Blooky for a REALLY LONG TIME; and seeing that you’re still restrained with webbing and all, Mettaton, ahuhuhu~ I think it’s only fair that both of you handsome gents get tickled for a REALLY LONG time as well, BY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DEARIES… AND CUDDLES! Ahuhuhu~
As soon as Muffet’s finished talking to Mettaton and Blooky, Muffet’s spiders are going to tickle Mettaton and Cuddles is going to tickle Blooky.
Mettaton: (OH *BLEEP*! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! …I’LL DIE!) *Mettaton thought incredibly nervously to himself* (No, no, don’t think that way, Mettaton. Remember, this is for showbiz, baby!) …Um, sure, I guess; any… anything for you, darling. *stated Mettaton with an incredibly nervous smile* Ehehehehe. (*sigh* Man, the things I do for showbiz.)
Mettaton will do anything to get Muffet to appear on his show, “Cooking with a Killer Robot.” And if he has to be tickled for a REALLY LONG time in order to make it happen, then so be it! ;)
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Wonderful! But, before we proceed with that, I want to hear more about how tickling MK and talking to Rocco went. Did you get MK REAL GOOD, Mettaton? And did Rocco say yes when you asked him to appear on your cooking show?
Mettaton: Um, actually, I didn’t get to do either one of those things, Muffet. The precious lizard child and his father weren’t at his house at all. But, fortunately for me though, someone was there to take both of their places. *replied Mettaton as his smile widened*
Muffet: Really? Who?
Mettaton: That 10 year old chef, Kyle, who also happens to be a classmate and close friend of MK’s younger sister. *replied Mettaton as his smile widened even more*
For the next 20 minutes, Mettaton told Muffet everything he and Blooky did at MK’s house before arriving at her house. MK and his father may not have been present all the while the two cousins were there, but MK’s mother, little sis, and baby brother, as well as Patty (Patience) and Kyle (Kindness), two classmates and close friends of MK’s little sis, were though. And when Mettaton first arrived at MK’s house, he barged in on MK’s mother, LYDIA, a 36-year-old light yellow armless female lizard monster with a full head of long brown hair (and no head spikes), painting pictures with Patty. He didn’t frighten Lydia, who was painting pictures with her feet and tail (which almost always has a ribbon on it) at the time, and Patty too much though because Alphys, who was still mad at Mettaton at the time for scaring her and causing her to mess up one of her paintings, warned both of them along with everyone else in the house that he was coming via a text message to Lydia’s phone. The same couldn’t be said about MK’s baby brother though. MK’s baby brother (the only child in MK’s nuclear/core family that has actual arms), a yellow (same shade of yellow as his father and older brother) 15-month old long tailed (at least 50% longer than MK’s tail was when he was his baby brother’s age) tank top wearing little tyke named REX, doesn’t like Mettaton (when he’s in his EX form) and cries every time he sees him because of it. Why Rex doesn’t like Mettaton, nobody knows. It might have something to do with Mettaton’s compulsive habit of entering homes without ringing doorbells and/or knocking on doors (due to Mettaton appearing out of nowhere and scaring Rex whenever he walks, runs, crawls, and/or prowls around the house minding his own business), the way Mettaton approaches him (Mettaton moves a bit too fast every time he approaches babies), and/or the mere sound of Mettaton’s voice itself (Mettaton doesn’t know it but he talks rather loudly whenever he’s around babies), just to name a few things (and these are all things he only does in his EX form). But again, nobody knows for sure.
Muffet: *gasp* Oh no, you made Rex cry, Mettaton?!
Mettaton: I’m afraid so, Muffet. That cute little long-tailed rascal doesn’t like me for some reason.
Blooky: (Probably because he’s not very fond of your both irritating and creepy “breaking and entering” habit, cuz.)
Mettaton: Well, my EX form to be exact. He’s perfectly fine with my rectangle form; probably because it looks a bit like a giant toy block. And he loves toy blocks!
Whenever Rex cries due to Mettaton’s presence, Mettaton normally changes into his rectangle form to cheer him up. But about 9 hours ago however, Mettaton decided to pick him up out of his playpen, cradle him in his arms, and tickle his little feet in an attempt to cheer him up instead. All while remaining in his EX form. …BIG MISTAKE! Because doing so made Rex cry even more (of course after he finished laughing from all the tickles that were delivered to his little three-toed feet by Mettaton, who got a little too carried away tickling him)!
Mettaton: But I want him to like me in my EX form though. So, rather than changing into my rectangle form to cheer him up, I decided to tickle his adorable little feet instead. But that only made things worse.
After Mettaton made Rex cry even more, Patty gently pulled Rex out of Mettaton’s arms and then she and Lydia took him upstairs to cheer him up. And in order to get him to stop crying completely, they both politely told Mettaton not to follow them. So then, while waiting for them to return, Mettaton headed into the kitchen to see what Blooky, Kyle, and MK’s little sis were all up to. But once he got there though, Blooky and MK’s little sis weren’t anywhere to be found. The reason being is because Blooky gave MK’s little sis a mix CD of his latest music as an early birthday present and they were upstairs lying on the floor and feeling like garbage (one of Blooky and Mettaton’s family traditions) listening to it together. Blooky and MK’s little sis are very close friends. They’re both shy individuals that have a bit of trouble making friends, they both have a love of all things spooky, they’re both considered by some to be a bit creepy appearance-wise, and they both love eerie and ambient music, just to name a few things. And because both of them were gone, this meant that Mettaton was all alone with Kyle, who offered to cook supper for everyone that afternoon since MK’s father, Rocco, is currently out of town and won’t be back until Saturday night.
Muffet: Ok, now that you’re at the part where you were alone with Kyle, what wound up happening between you two?
Mettaton: Well, after seeing his impressive cooking skills, I just had to ask him if he was interested in appearing on my cooking show. …He, um, didn’t say no; but he didn’t exactly say yes either. So, I then “persuaded” him to say yes.
Blooky: And when he says that he “persuaded” him, Muffet, he means that he tickled the young red-haired boy until he nearly peed his pants!
Muffet: *gasp* Mettaton, how could you?! *asked Muffet with a concerned tone in her voice*
Mettaton: Pfft, oh come on! It wasn’t my fault! The boy’s laughter was so dang cute I just couldn’t help myself! Especially when I tickled his belly, HIS MOST TICKLISH SPOT! *cooed Mettaton*
Muffet: I’m sure it was, but still!
Since MK, a super ticklish kid, and Rocco, an outstanding chef, were not present all the while Mettaton was at MK’s house, Kyle, who is not only an outstanding chef but also a super ticklish kid, unfortunately had to take both of their places. And since Kyle is somewhat shy, he was rather hesitant to accept Mettaton’s offer when he asked him to appear on his cooking show. But Mettaton doesn’t exactly take no for an answer to something like that though, so he then decided to tickle the young boy until he said yes. But even after Kyle reluctantly said yes through all of his frantic and precious laughter, Mettaton continued tickling him until he nearly peed his pants! But up until that point though, Mettaton tickling Kyle was quite an adorable sight, which was why Lydia, Patty, and Blooky didn’t interfere until absolutely necessary (MK’s sister stayed out of it because she felt that Mettaton would tickle her if she tried to stop him from tickling Kyle and she doesn’t like being tickled by someone that isn’t one of her best friends and/or someone that isn’t part of her nuclear/core family), which all three of them needed to do in order to prevent Kyle from accidentally peeing his pants. Then, after being forced to stop tickling Kyle by Lydia, Patty, and Blooky, Mettaton apologized for his actions (not just his actions towards Kyle but also his actions towards Rex) and promised that he will be much more careful if he were to ever do something like that again. And as even more of an apology, Mettaton told Kyle (of course after Kyle relieved himself in the bathroom) that he didn’t have to appear on his cooking show if he didn’t want to. In response to this, Kyle told Mettaton that he would think about it and then he followed up his statement by giving him a hug of forgiveness, which didn’t surprise anyone since Kyle’s the epitome of Kindness. Then after that, and for the rest of the time at MK’s house, Mettaton just sat and talked with everyone about what he’s been up to these days, much like he’s doing with Muffet right now. Then after he did that, he officially headed to Muffet’s house.
Sometime later… 2:10am
Muffet: Awwwwwww! Glad to hear everything worked out, Mettaton. Ahuhuhu~ But still though, you kind of deserve some punishment for your actions.
Mettaton: *sigh* Yes, I suppose I do. Does that mean?
Muffet: Yes! *interrupted Muffet due to knowing exactly what Mettaton was going to ask her* My little dearies are going to tickle you again any second now. Ahuhuhu~ And this time, they’re not going to be so “nice.” Ahuhuhu~
Mettaton: *robot gulp*
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Have fun, deary. Ahuhuhuhuhu~
Mere moments later, dozens and dozens and dozens of Muffet’s spiders crawled right back into Mettaton’s still-open core, tickling him once again and doing a damn fine job of it as both Muffet and Blooky sat idly by watching all of them work their magic with every single one of their tiny tickly legs. ;) They made Mettaton laugh loudly, hysterically, maniacally, and frantically all at once and they continued doing so until 7:30am, 30 minutes before Muffet opens up her bakery. And since Mettaton is someone that doesn’t breathe, the spiders didn’t let up on him at all. Not even for a millisecond. ;) But that didn’t stop Mettaton from feeling like he was going to blow a fuse due to laughing so hard on numerous occasions though. Not one bit.
Mettaton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAD, DARLINGS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
2 minutes later…
Mettaton: (OH NO, NO DON’T, PLEASE, NOT IN THOSE…) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughed Mettaton even harder as dozens and dozens and dozens of spiders crawled into every nook and cranny of the interior of his metal torso* TOHOHOHOHOHOHORTURE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS PUHUHUHUHUHUHUHURE TOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHORTURE! *exaggerated Mettaton through all of his beautiful laughter and giggles* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAKE IT STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Wonderful, absolutely wonderful, my little dearies! Ahuhuhu~ *said Muffet acknowledging Mettaton’s current predicament*
Blooky: Yes; yes, I agree. And with all of them crawling inside Mettaton’s chest like that, they might just make him laugh until he blows a fuse, Muffet. *claimed Blooky with a giant grin*
Muffet: Ahuhuhu~ Oh, I’m counting on it, Blooky. *stated Muffet all cheekily as she turned her head towards Blooky* Ahuhuhu~ And in a matter of seconds, you’re about to do the same. Ahuhuhu~ But first, I have to ask. Why did you show up here later than your cousin?
Blooky: Oh, that’s because after Mettaton left Lydia and Rocco’s house, I stayed behind a while longer to catch up with MK’s younger sister, GRACIE. And since Patty and Kyle, her two best friends from school, were also at the house, I talked to them as well.
Muffet: (*gasp of realization* Wait a second, Kyle’s a tremendously kind chef like Rocco and Patty’s a gifted artist with an astonishingly high level of patience like Lydia. Huh, maybe that’s why Gracie gets along with Patty and Kyle so well; because they’re like her parents, two individuals she loves very dearly. X3)
Blooky: Gracie’s one of my best friends, you know. We have so much in common, me and her. We’re both shy, we both love ghostly music, and we both come across as a bit creepy to some individuals, just to name a few things. And if you get to know Gracie as well as have, you’ll find out that she’s a very sweet child just like that of her big brother; and very philosophical too, especially for a 9-year-old.
Muffet: Oh yes, I’m well aware of that. And, correct me if I’m wrong, but did Mettaton say she’s turning 10 next month?
Blooky: Yes, he did. And since tenth birthdays are a REALLY BIG deal in her family, her parents are going to be throwing a REALLY BIG party for her to celebrate such an occasion. And as far as I know, it’s going to be a lot like the one they threw for MK 15 months ago when he turned 10.
(MK is 16 months older than his little sis.)
Muffet: Awwwwww, that’s so sweet of them. And that cute little gray lizard girl deserves it too, especially after all the time she spent in the Underground being so terrified of the possibility of a world where everything is exactly the same… except she doesn’t exist, or, something like that anyway.
Blooky: Yeah, totally. Poor girl was scared to death about that for three whole months! But let’s not dwell on that topic too much though because ever since she figured out a way to deal with that fear of hers, she’s been a much happier child these days. And that’s all that really matters. (Plus, a good laugh every now and then helps too. X3)
While Blooky was at MK’s house earlier, rather than just simply talking to Gracie, Patty, and Kyle, he tickled them for a little while as well. And all three of them enjoyed it too. X3 Maybe a bit too much actually. Like Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK, all three of those kids love being tickled very, very much. And that internal tickling of Blooky’s got all three of them laughing REAL HARD too! It was so tickly! ;) Also, the primary reason why Patty and Kyle were at MK’s house is because they, along with Gracie, felt it was necessary to get together and study one last time for a social studies exam that all three of them will be taking in… about 12 hours from now, actually. And after studying for the exam one last time, all three kids officially came to the conclusion that they’re more than ready for it, much like MK, Brad (Bravery), Izzy (Integrity), and Justin (Justice) did after their last study session for their science exam and Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and Perry (Perseverance) did after their last study session for their math exam.
Muffet: I agree. *stated Muffet with a heartwarming smile* Happiness is a real virtue. …And speaking of which, I, um, think it’s time to make YOU much happier, Blooky, if you, um, catch my meaning. Ahuhuhu~ *wink wink*
Blooky: Oh, yes, that’s right; I shouldn’t keep Cuddles waiting any longer, should I? So, yes, by all means, go ahead.
With that said, Muffet gave Cuddles the ok to tickle Blooky again. And that’s exactly what Cuddles did too. He jumped and phased into Blooky’s ectoplasmic body and traversed every inch of it with his creepy crawly legs. And just all of the spiders did to Mettaton, Cuddles tickled Blooky until 7:30am. But unlike all of the spiders though, Cuddles was nice enough to give his victim a few breaks every now and then.
Muffet: Enjoy yourself, Blooky! Ahuhuhu~
Blooky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, CUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUDDLES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHY ARE YOU SOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO GOOD AT TICKL… *Cuddles licks Blooky’s “brain” with long licks, causing Blooky to squeal for the first time in years* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Mettaton: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOW THE HELL ARE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALL YOU LITTLE DARLINGS NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT TIRED?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU KNOW, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FROM ALL THAT CRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWLING AROUND! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (This is for showbiz! This is for showbiz, baby! Come on, you can do this! Roughly 5 more hours of tickling, that’s nothing! Child’s play! Especially for someone who’s not all that ticklish!)
Blooky and Mettaton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughed Blooky and Mettaton until 7:30am*
Muffet: (Ahuhuhu~ Oh, this is just too perfect. Ahuhuhu~ Two of my favorite celebrities being tickled by little dearies and my pet. And as much as I’d like to continue watching them get tickled, I unfortunately need to go to bed since I have to start my Friday shift in a few hours. Oh, but not to worry though because every single one of those high-tech cameras on the walls and ceiling will capture every second of it. And then, in my spare time, I’ll be able to live each moment as if I was actually in the basement all the while it happened. Ahuhuhu~) *thought Muffet to herself as she walked all the way upstairs to her bedroom* (And it… will… be… gl… glori… glori… glorious.) *thought Muffet to herself as she plopped face down on her bed and started snoring… LOUDLY… and continued doing so until 7:30am*
THE END.
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