Note: while this is the first thing that will be posted, it was more needed for page construction. still feel free to enjoy though.

"In known maps of Badlands, 2fort, and Turbine, legend has it theres a medic who not only knows his job, but can fight using nothing but his wits, his team and out of all things.... a frying pan? Weird... but those legends ring true. With that crit rate, no other class stood a chance, even managing to outsmart a buffed heavy. Oh a weakness? We never really worry about that since somehow a sniper dot always meets his head. Hes quick enough to escape but don't count on killing him yourself because chances are that sniper already got him. You can only tell he's near if you see pixels. Thats right, i can't make this up if i tried. If you see a pixel heal beam, either bring backup or say your prayers."