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"What's going on?!" yelped a wolf as he ran to the brawl.
"It's the cat's fault!" claimed Simon.
"Yeah, that jackass more or less sexually assaulted me, and my boyfriend's not the kind to tolerate that," added Frontsek.
"Oh sure, like my fucktoy would want to touch that fake ass!" spat the wolf, who was as dickish as the cat (birds of a feather, all that...).
"EXCUSE ME?!" barked the rhino.
The rest of the words were cut short as the cat landed pathetically at their feet, and got jumped on by a still-pissed-off Julius.
"What's the matter, you asshole?!" snarled the boar as he and his opponent traded blows again. "I thought you wanted some action! Well you've got-ARGH!!"
The cry of pain was provoked by the fact that the wolf cravenly tried and break his back with a bar stool.
His sadistic triumph at the cry was cut short when a huge grey hand grabbed him and he found himself nose to nose with a supremely enraged colossus.
"LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!!" roared Frontsek before throwing the jackass against a wall.
Not at full strength, otherwise it would have turned him into a red, wet splat, but still strongly enough to smash the wall and stick him in it.
"MY WALL!!" wailed the bar's owner.

Art by  SpiderDaSquirrel
Frontsek/Shift and asshole number 2 © me