There's a joke in there somewhere. Awesome pic by the way.

The joke here is this: The Rabbi is attacked by a bear. The Rabbi says a prayer to God that the bear finds religion. The bear captures the Rabbi and says, "Heavenly Father, for this meal of which I am about to partake, I am truly thankful."

At a religious conference, a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, and a Jewish rabbi got in an argument over who had the greatest faith. Their claims got more and more fanciful until one said, "I bet I could convert a bear." Rather than challenge the claim, the others said they could do it too. They all agreed to meet at Yellowstone National Park next week and attempt to convert a bear.

The priest and minister bumped into each other later at the local hospital, visiting the ill as they routinely do.

"I did it!" claimed the priest. "I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkled him with holy water, and next week is his first communion." The priest had a few scratches, but nothing serious.

The minister also had a few scratches, but nothing major. "I succeeded too! I found a bear by the stream, preaches to him from God's holy Word, and he let me baptize him in the river."

The two were about to part ways when the paramedics rushed in a man on a gurney. It was the rabbi and he was a mess - he had cuts all over and at least a dozen broken bones. The rabbi recognized the priest and minister, and motioned for them to come closer. In a strained voice, he said, "Maybe I shouldn't have started with circumcision."

A bear sneaks into the rabbi college and then graduates. He is then known as Yentl Ben.

...and then the bartender looks up and asks, "What is this, a joke?" X D

I'd make a joke about this too but it'd probably fly pastor head :P

I see that THOSE issues are known to the American media as much as it hit us in recent years, thanks to Operation Yewtree. (Which IS good that such things are being brought to our attention).

Well hopefully this should appease Peter Griffin by being the potential start of a new "Priest to the Rabbi" joke.

Ouch! Should remember to duck next time.

You need to raise the bar higher so they don't walk into it again.

My childhood Rabbi Shlomo was best friends with a Catholic priest, father Michael. These two remind me of them! When Rabbi Shlomo and his family had to move out of their house (because the roof was damaged) father Michael offered them his own house and lived with them for a couple of months. This is what I call a true friend. Somebody who helps you when you are really in need. Father Michael unfortunately passed away a few years ago. Rabbi Shlomo was visiting during his illness and at the end, he was sitting at his side until his final breath. Their friendship was really moving. I have very rarely met two friends who were closer to each other.

Thank you for sharing that.

Thank you for your reply!

Thank you very much!