This reminds me of something that my best pals  zen and  blotch said the other day.

Especially as it is the first, your comment goes perfectly with this.

loool

lol

Pfff... my friend  fiztheancient can beat up your friends!

x3 Surely drawing more cocks gets you more page views.

I look at your icon and I see...
FAP RIDE

:<

+watch!

´◕ω◕｀

lol, funny. I'll be your friend ^_^

There's always bribes.

I am excite
I gives page views
We all win

hi5

x3

lol

who the fuck needs friends like you, faggot

What the fuck are "pageviews"?

That is how it works. Now shut up and kiss me.

Drawing for pageviews



attention whore rite?

 bowrll LIKES MEEEE

These are always awesome on their own, and at the same time always make me wonder who really did it.

plz fiz
give me pageviews k
i b ur freend

haha fiztheancient (my best friend) you are always so funny and topical!! i am glad we are such good friends here let me draw your characters 5,000 times to show that i am your friend

I wish I could just friend myself! Warg.

are you trying to say something....

Nahh, you got it wrong. When you put someone as friend in your journal they're automatically your bff. For infinitymillion years. :3

This is actual sciencefacts.

oh fuck is that how it works?

And here I've spent all this time not giving a fuck :C

am i popular yet

BE MY FRIEND PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HEY I HAVE A PERSON DOING THIS TO ME ON DA IT'S REAL KEWL

no

lolol that's funny someone's done that to me before XD

That's hilarious.


I think I'm pretty fair with the icons on userpages <_< if I wanna pimp someone out I do a bulk journal of people I think is cool or should be watched but I dun do it to get friends x3


The only artists I pimp are my favorite artists down in my favorite artists section :v

No, you've got it all wrong. You have to draw mountains of fan art for them, with your character doing friend things, or fucking. That's how you make friends with popularartistx. This is 100% true, and you don't know any better. :[

damn it

Have you tryed leaving an ass kissing comment on every single one of their images like you know them personally? Cause that tottally works, i see it all the time.

I laughed, I cried, I blew chunks. XD;

But yeah, it's hard to make friends with people you don't know without seeming like you just want stuff from them when you really want to get to know them since they seem pretty cool in their journals and stuff.

I guess it's pretty hard since it's mostly an art community so people just feel like when someone comes out of the blue and tries to friend you that they're only doing it to get free stuff.

I like to advertise artists I respect. Popularity is for posers, bro.

I thought doing that meant you owned their soul for all eternity.

me and fiz breathe the same air


we're totes buds yo

That is /exactly/ how it works.

I do this all the time.

Thats why you all love and know me.

Wow. how sad. you serious, btw?

im always serious

Are you now? fine I guess I'll put you in my favorite artist section.

lol

Ta da! I put yer avatar on my favorite artists section. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gmilf71/

MySpace birthed a tradition of lies and disimulation.

I told my friends irl that I talk to fiz sometimes and they said "shut up faggot" :3

so that's how i'm suppose to make friends ?
...shit...

God. Don't I know it. :|

OH. MY. GAWD. WE'RE LIKE BFFS FOREVER RIGHT?! I MEAN, YOU READ THIS COMMENT, RIGHT!? YOU ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCEEEEeeeEeeeee~! WE MUST BE FRIENDS I CAN B INVITD TO UR HOUZ?! ^3^ I can hang out with you at cons, and we can go to dinnarrrrr and i can come to your hotel room right!? RIGHT!?

I-I'm sorry. I've been through this way too much. ._.