Hey, the weight looks good on him!

And this is a smart move. If you've got a sea lion with a taste for humans on your hands, might as well make the most of it

I feel like this is exactly what punishments would be like if we lived in a world where nearly any large animal can eat us. Well done!

Swallow whole preds are a neat way to dispose of bodies. All you need is a good sewer system and to train the animals to use it and you might as well just be disintegrating them.

"What happens when they find the body?"
"What body?" 83

*Cue HECU conversation*
"So, where we taking this Freeman guy?"
"Outside for questioning."
"What the hell for? Let's kill him now!"
"And if they...find the body?
"Body? What BODY?"
*both laugh as they drag Gordon to what could be assumed to be a vore related death, due to this context*

Yep, that's where the quote comes from. Most people don't remember the game well enough to know that. 83

Yep. You *can* get DNA from the remains, but you'd have to find and isolate them first. Besides, some of these reprobates probably do a lot better as fertilizer than as people anyway.

Sure, if you found it in a pile, but it's generally disposed of via a toilet or sewer system and then it gets mixed up with all the other poop. Striper actually worked a sewage plant job for a few months to see if there was any risk of his or his wife's eating habits being revealed by their toilet habits.

Exactly. You'd have to find it in a pile and get *enough* of it to tease out the human DNA from the bacterial DNA in the poop. I've actually done similar looking for viral genomes - it's one of the only ways to figure out if you have a norovirus outbreak in progress. (And it's a BITCH, because norovirus genomes are friggin' RNA, which is much more fragile then DNA... but I digress).

Striper wouldn't have much to worry about unless authorities were specifically searching for remains in his wife's poop. You don't need a warrant for that, sadly. ^.^

A couple of my wilderness preds bury their poop, but the only one who did it in our world is Bearkiller back when he was loose in the Alaskan wilderness. He did it just so there wasn't obvious evidence, not because he was worried about genetic testing of his poop. He didn't know anything about that.

IIRC, Bearkiller wouldn't NEED to worry about such things. You need a high tech society AND a seriously motivated Investigator to have to worry about that. When you're out in the wilderness? Not such a problem anyway.

The Stregaverse: Where crime rates are high but the prison population is low.

"There you go Charlie. And if you let me get those handcuffs off instead of panning for them again, I'll let you in on a little secret as to why Norbert is always looking so happy too."

I'll have to have someone take the cuffs off when the guy is half swallowed. The tighty whities can stay though. And yes, I've thought about drawing Charlie getting it on with a woman but this series is PG rated. Maybe in a solo pic. 83

*shrugs* Well, he said he'd share the secret, not that he'd reward him with it. If you did go that route, the last pic could be the security officer and/or a trainer whispering into Charlie's ear while Charlie is all O.O.

Trainer: "You see Charlie, (whispers)."
Charlie: "Wuh?!" *jaw pops and hangs open*

Jaws theme plays
i like where this is going :)

Ya know, this is one aspect i could see being easily implemented irl if vore was a real thing, death row convicts and life sentencers n such

There's a pay per view show on one of my Earths where death row convicts try to evade preds. And in several of my settings, convicted criminals are fed to preds. A friend of mine says these settings are all dystopian but it is indeed an efficient way to get rid of people. 83

Yup, heck were both that and sonas a rl thing i'd def have a job, being the insatiable thing i am :p

That is one way to deal with someone, but a meal is a meal for the amazing charlie.

Quite funny though x3 it seems many zoo use their special animals for this sort of turning badies into something useful ~
you would think they wouldnt try after many disappeared ;p

You would think so, but human stupidity is limitless, and stupid people, I have found, are vastly inclined towards two instincts:

#1: Thinking bad fortune only befalls "other people" and that they are naturally imbued with plot immunity in the story of their life.
#2: An intense hatred of having anyone dare tell them what to do, even if the instructions given to them are for the purpose of having them avoid an early death.

I've often joked that the most efficient way to kill a thousand people would be to bury a thousand land mines surrounded with signs that say "Keep off the grass." And I would honestly be willing to bet that, if the marine park in which these events take place had a warning that repeat violators will be fed to the animals, that would actually increase the number of incidents at the park (and not from people like us who semi-secretly fantasize about this sort of thing).

"Alright stool-bag, let me introduce you to my B.F.F., Charlie the sea. . . Huh. I see somebody wasn't going to let anyone tell him he's not allowed to jump two fences and harass the animals. . . Again. . . Alright, stool-bag, let's go visit the kids in the polar bear habitat."

Oh, he has grown! A steady good diet does that.

"You're the 6th person (That we know of) about to become a part of Charlie! Enjoy being a sea lion! The transition is a bit rough."

I'm really liking this Charlie. What a charmer~ :3c