Kazz hates South Dakota. And is speaking in the third-person
October 9th snowstorms? Winters that last from October to April? (No, really, we had literally A WEEK of Autumn before it started to snow.)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Thpph. When Kazz graduates, he is moving his stripey ass to California for college.

Yes, Kazz has a Winnie-the-Pooh blanket. He is rarely without it when around the house.
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Go away. He also got a mini-Cthulhu plushie in the mail today, plus two GiantMicrobes for his collection, so snow or not he's having geekgasm.