Welcome to the inflatable side, Goat. Expect many to try puffing you up huge and lewd by the end of the month. Often into huge puffy femgoat, knowing others as well as I do.

I don't think I'd mind that at all!

:D Looking sharp there.

Gosh I hope not, sharp things are dangerous!

I approve and must hug

How could you resist a hug?

Never could, 'specially if it's a squeak :3

Welcome to the "poolside", Mr. Goat. Just beware of any puffy shenanigans that might come from anywhere.
*Hides air tank behind back*

I'm more than prepared for shenanigans~

Here, keep this handy *Hands a roll of duct tape*

Oh no, squeaky and huggable.

mwahahahahaha...

Okay cool, so for one you belittled the amount of work I put into your orders, claiming it as a joke. Even when I told you that was really rude, you didn't seem to mind much and just said I had thin skin and that you weren't saying the MEANEST things, so I shouldn't be hurt. Neither of those are good!

Then you belittled my occupation, saying how unwise it was and how I'm gambling my life on this - completely neglecting to see any kind of skill on my part for making a living through this. Not great either!

Then you decided to make not one, but TWO jokes on different websites poking fun at how "thin skinned" I am, making a little pun about the picture above but also warning me it was a joke and saying I was going to get mad so you had to defend yourself. Also really not great!

You just keep poking and poking at this, and I've ignored things up until now, but I think you've proved repeatedly that you're not someone I want to be associated with in any way, much less work with again. You even made an honest-to-goodness "trigger warning" joke in 2018! I don't know how old you are, but you really seem to have a lot of maturing to do if you think making light of peoples' perceived weaknesses, both there and what you've done above, is funny.

You can get your fusion comics from somewhere else. Enjoy your block, and grow up.

pump. Pump. PUMP! *squeak crrrreeaaaak* :O

Look, the difference between pool toy goat and parade float goat is just a matter of air. So let's empty some tanks!

I'm down for "parade float goat"!