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A little microfiction I found, in the course of my Appalachian research. 56 words.
Note this has a double joke in it, and the 3 stooges are a major clue. Only a stooge fan could catch it :)
Note this has a double joke in it, and the 3 stooges are a major clue. Only a stooge fan could catch it :)
Category Story / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Cervine (Other)
Size 120 x 82px
File Size 436 B
Listed in Folders
Reminds me of the 'dumb blonde' jokes me and my sister share all the time (both of us being blondes and all that). Here's the one this reminded me of. Have a good laugh. ;)
A man was driving home one evening and a rabbit ran out in front of his car. There wasn't enough time to avoid it and so he ran over it. He pulled to the side of the road and lamented the poor thing then took it out of the road so it wouldn't become a frisbee. He was thinking of burying it when a nice young blonde lady in a convertible pulled over behind his car and got out. He explained what had happened and the lady smiled then went back to her car and returned with an aerosol can. She shook it then sprayed the dead rabbit liberally... stood back and waited a bit. The man was puzzled to say the least but not as much as when the rabbit suddenly jumped to it's feet and began hopping away... stopping every now and then to turn back and wave a paw at the man and lady... until it disappeared over the hill.
The man turned to the lady and said, "What IS that stuff in the can?"
The lady smiled and said, "Hair spray, silly. Restores life to dead hairs and adds a permanent wave!"
A man was driving home one evening and a rabbit ran out in front of his car. There wasn't enough time to avoid it and so he ran over it. He pulled to the side of the road and lamented the poor thing then took it out of the road so it wouldn't become a frisbee. He was thinking of burying it when a nice young blonde lady in a convertible pulled over behind his car and got out. He explained what had happened and the lady smiled then went back to her car and returned with an aerosol can. She shook it then sprayed the dead rabbit liberally... stood back and waited a bit. The man was puzzled to say the least but not as much as when the rabbit suddenly jumped to it's feet and began hopping away... stopping every now and then to turn back and wave a paw at the man and lady... until it disappeared over the hill.
The man turned to the lady and said, "What IS that stuff in the can?"
The lady smiled and said, "Hair spray, silly. Restores life to dead hairs and adds a permanent wave!"
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