Hey Idiots,

My name is Lune, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, stupid, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching stupid ass Pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any legendaries? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than losing to the all-Magikarp fisherman trainer.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I joined Team Rocket when I was 15 and was an A-Rank member within 2 years. What crime syndicate were you in, other than "dressing up like a total dipshit club"? I'm also a Pokemon Master, and have an awesome Drifloon(I just made him a sandwich; Shit was SO cash). You are all morons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my balon.