Oh jeez don't look at your TV at 4:44am maybe.

Neet will give you one (1) "dummy" Kanji furniture item in exchange for any game-related furniture item. But only once.

He'll also tell you various metadata things, such as how many steps you've taken or how many times you've saved or your next gift from a villager in the mail (other than what he'll send you)

Neet also has this odd habit of always being on-screen, teleporting just off-screen in front of you so he's always in plain view when you think you've ran away from him. But he's harmless.

 uini