Ryker Kitsune: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANTED TO
Captain Kirk: no idea
Captain Kirk: I was just going to tell you to beam me up
Captain Kirk: but since
Captain Kirk: I CAN'T GET A GODDAMN SIGNAL
Captain Kirk: I'M GOING TO DIE ON THIS MISSERABLE PLANET
Ryker Kitsune: YES YOU ARE
Captain Kirk: and I don't even have a Spock
Ryker Kitsune: BUT JUST TO BE A BITCH, I'M GONNA BEAM UP YOUR UNDERWEAR.
Captain Kirk: just my underwear?
Captain Kirk: do you think
Captain Kirk: I'm wearing underwear?


Ryker Kitsune collapses on console. "G-grimme.. dat b-bour.. *hic* vvhhodka, whersit..."
Captain Kirk: STILL ON THE PLANET
Ryker Kitsune smashes at the console. "Breaming sup me 'skeeey..."
Captain Kirk: GODDAMNIT SCOTTRY, I'M GOING TO DEMOTE YOUR SCOTTISH ASS BACK DOWN TO ENSIGN IF YOU DON'T GET ME OFF THIS GODDAMN PLANET. IT'S BELOW FREEZING LEVEL DOWN HERE AND I'VE GOT NO GODDAMN UNDERWEAR OR HALF-VULCAN ASS TO KEEP ME WARM.
Ryker Kitsune groans and slaps at the keys some more. "Capt on deck... wher's meh 'skey?"
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Yeah. Because I honestly have nothing better to do during the day. Merry Christmas.