Figures.
The only time we have ice cream in the house
is when I get my teeth yanked outta my skull.

I've also noticed that whenever I'm not feeling 100%,
or I'm just really down and low,
I call my parents "Mommy and Daddy" all over again.
I think my mom misses that.
A lot.

Btw, my mom's a tiger.
Because she can be a fucking beast,
and she was born as a tiger under the Chinese calendar.