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My dog would quickly dash out, do her business and dash back in. One dog when it was absolutely freezing outside, like below minus 25 out, just peed on the steps and quickly raced back in.
My peke would just step on the back step and lift a leg out. then run back in on extremely cold days.
But on days where the snow was light and fluffy, the dogs would come back in snow washed.
My peke would just step on the back step and lift a leg out. then run back in on extremely cold days.
But on days where the snow was light and fluffy, the dogs would come back in snow washed.
Though I had a dumbass lazy neighbor for 8 months, and I couldn't figure out why the front door smelled like a low end mens room at a low end truck stop.
I came home from work late and lazy ass was outside smoking as usual and chatting on the phone, when he just 'whipped it out' and started peeing right by the door. I loudly (enough for the whole building to hear me) "ARE YOU THAT DAMN LAZY YOU BASTARD!? YOU CAN'T USE YOUR OWN BATHROOM 10 FEET AWAY?!"
Dumbass just looked at me , said "Man, I gotta go, whats your point?"
2 nights later the bastard was outside my bedroom window, smoking, on the phone (at 3AM) and openly peed right there, less than 3 feet from my window. I literally screamed at him I was going to shoot his sorry ass for that. Dumbass just walk peed away, mumbling that I was being an asshole.
Needless to say I contacted the landlord about his habits and loudly complained. She yelled at him for his idiocy, he just blew it off. A week later, at 2AM he repeated his yakking outside my bedroom window while smoking, started peeing. Thats when I racked my shotgun inside and lit him up with a flashlight along the length of the gun, so he clearly could see it.
It was amazing how fast he moved away...all while peeing. I immediately texted the landlord saying what I done. in less than 10 days she started the eviction papers on him. Seemed he was also 3 months late on rent.
I came home from work late and lazy ass was outside smoking as usual and chatting on the phone, when he just 'whipped it out' and started peeing right by the door. I loudly (enough for the whole building to hear me) "ARE YOU THAT DAMN LAZY YOU BASTARD!? YOU CAN'T USE YOUR OWN BATHROOM 10 FEET AWAY?!"
Dumbass just looked at me , said "Man, I gotta go, whats your point?"
2 nights later the bastard was outside my bedroom window, smoking, on the phone (at 3AM) and openly peed right there, less than 3 feet from my window. I literally screamed at him I was going to shoot his sorry ass for that. Dumbass just walk peed away, mumbling that I was being an asshole.
Needless to say I contacted the landlord about his habits and loudly complained. She yelled at him for his idiocy, he just blew it off. A week later, at 2AM he repeated his yakking outside my bedroom window while smoking, started peeing. Thats when I racked my shotgun inside and lit him up with a flashlight along the length of the gun, so he clearly could see it.
It was amazing how fast he moved away...all while peeing. I immediately texted the landlord saying what I done. in less than 10 days she started the eviction papers on him. Seemed he was also 3 months late on rent.
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