Haha, originally this had an entirely different context and mood, but hey, let's just leave it at creepily "cute".

I just realized that I haven't put up anything but the very skeletal basis of his childhood around here. But does anyone actually care?... Anyway.

Fun facts about [one of] your favorite sick backwoods fuck(s)!

-Dislikes sleeping with blankets unless it's ungodly cold

-Fucking loves to sleep. Seriously, if he's not "slaving away" at something, he sleeps on the couch. He's a fat bitch at heart.

-Sleeps after pretty much any burst of energy, whether it be fucking, yelling, or eating. Really. Fat bitch.