The tiny grey raptor Tydo and the brown wolf JT run into the demon shark VGM once again, where he tells them he wants to apologize for what he's done.
But is it really an honest apology, or is the shapeshifter secretly trying to catch his prey off guard?
Special guest appearance by Tydo (owned by
RipRoarRex) and
VGM22.
CONTAINS LANGUAGE AND MACRO/MICRO.
On a pleasant day in the city of Furtopia, Tydo the raptor was busy trying to find an important artifact he lost in his living room, ransacking the whole room just to find it. The dinosaur had no idea what this artifact was, but he knew it was important to his ancestors and family relatives, and it was an heirloom to him. The only problem with this artifact was that it was small and very hard to lose.
“Damnit! Why do dino heirlooms have to be smaller than a tick? I’m gonna be searching for this thing all day!”
Tydo buried his head in-between two couch cushions, ignoring the melted chocolate and dirt and dusty peanuts he found and somehow, picking up the tiny jewel in his talons.
“Got it!!”
Out of nowhere, JT ran into Tydo’s house panting heavily with sweat dripping from his face and slammed his door shut, locking every single latch and planting his back against the wooden door. Tydo cocked an eyebrow and stared at the light brown wolf.
“Uh, hi?”
“VGM’s trying to kill me!!” shouted the canine.
Tydo stared at JT in a clueless manner before blinking twice.
“Oh my God, you don’t…”
JT put his hands on his knees and bent over, panting and wheezing heavily and inhaling deeply to catch his breath.
“You don’t know!!”
“Know what?”
“Who Von Geodon Masters is! Go lock all the windows and back doors.”
“Why?!”
“LOCK THE DAMN WINDOWS!!!” screamed JT.
Tydo scampered to his back door and locked it shut, before running into the kitchen and closing and locking the two windows. He later went to the window by the door and shut that as well.
“What is going on?” asked the submissive dinosaur.
“There’s a shape shifter trying to kill me! Everytime I see him, he’s in his demon shark form and it scares the hell outta me.”
“What’s so scary about a shark?”
“Take Rexar and add 200 pounds of muscle, a tail sharp enough to decapitate someone, and teeth rigid enough to make your eyes bleed just by looking at them, and you’ve got VGM.”
“Wow, sounds dangerous.”
“No shit! The first time I met him, he tried to beat me to a pulp and rape me in the shower!!”
“What’d you do to him?”
“I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!! The guy’s been out to get me ever since then! All I did was punch him in the chest by accident!”
“And???”
“What do you mean ‘and’? There is no and!! I accidentally punched him and now he wants to rip off my tailbone. I mean…I did say his breath stank, but if you smelled it, you would know it was true too!”
“Exactly what did you say?”
“I can’t remember! He asked me a rhetorical question and then he said some other stuff and then I said his breath stank and now he’s out to get me!!”
“Did you apologize?”
“Yes!! I said, ‘Sorry I punched you in the face.’ and then he tried to rape me in the showers!”
“So why’s he trying to kill you?”
“BECAUSE HE’S EVIL!! Why does Rexar always crush you with his paws or vore you or make you smell his stinky feet?!”
“Mmm…good point.”
Something hard and bone-crushing slammed into the door JT was leaning on, making it pop open just a crack and revealing a giant black hand. JT yelped as he was thrown forward and continued to brace the door with his body, trying to block out all of the demon shark’s comments.
“I SMELL YOU WOLFIE!!!”
“TYDO CALL THE COPS!!!”
Tydo sprinted into his kitchen and grabbed the phone he had latched onto his refrigerator. The minute he started punching in numbers, he heard no tone. Usually, the phone beeped whenever someone pushed on a button, but nothing was happening.
“Nothing’s happening!”
“Oh my God, he cut the phone lines!”
JT yelped when VGM’s razor sharp tail went flailing through the wooden door and created a large hole, nearly cutting his head in half. At the last second, JT ducked and ran away from the door, unfortunately leaving himself open. The demon shark looked through the hole in the door and smiled devilishly.
“HEEEEERRRRRREEE’SSS VONNY!!!” shouted VGM.
The demon shark kicked the door open with his giant boots and stepped inside Tydo’s house, locking the door and walking up to JT with the same malicious smile on his face.
“I couldn’t get the cops on the line but there’s a shotgun in the basement—AAAHHH!!” screamed Tydo as he saw the large, bulky shark.
“Screw this. If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die fighting!!”
JT ran up to the demon shark, emitting an ear piercing battle cry as though he were a Spartan and jumped in the air, punching Von in the face. Not only did Von not budge or receive any form of scar or injury, but JT was the one who wound up getting hurt. JT shut his eyes and started shaking his red, throbbing hand, inhaling sharply to reduce the pain and blowing on his hand.
“God, why don’t you just make your face from bricks?!”
JT punched VGM in the chest and he once again, was the one who got hurt. The wolf whined with pain and grabbed his wrist, exhaling several times.
“OOWWW!!! Uh…uh…”
JT stooped down past his level of honor and, with no other option, kicked Von in the genital region. JT wasn’t hurt this time, but neither was Von. He just folded his arms and continued to stare at JT with that shark smile on his maw.
“No.” said JT with disbelief.
“Ever heard the expression ‘Balls of Steel’?” hissed Von.
JT turned around to run away, but Von grabbed him by the ears again and lifted him into the air, making JT whine and pant with worry and fear. Tydo tried to run away as well, but Von used his other hand to grab him by the tail, lifting the flailing raptor into the air.
“Put me down you demon!!”
“Now that’s not a nice thing to say. Besides, you act like I came here to kill you guys.”
“You’ve been chasing me for the past hour and just broke inside Tydo’s house just to find me! Why else would you be here right now Von unless you were going to rape and/or kill me?!!?”
“C’mon…we’re old friends here right? I just wanted to talk to you.”
“Then let go of my ears!!”
“And my tail!!”
“Oh. Sorry.”
Von dropped Tydo and JT to Tydo’s couch and sat down, taking up a majority of the couch space. The prey scooted away from the humongous predator and sat as far away from him as they possibly could.
“Look I know I’ve been aggressive lately and…I just wanted to say I’m sorry.”
“You said that last time and then you tried to rape me!” shouted JT.
“That was when I was naked; I’m clearly wearing an orange t-shirt and shorts and boots right now. I’ve just been very frustrated is all. But lucky for you, Kale has managed to calm my nerves down so I feel a lot better.”
“Well…thank you. I really am sorry for punching you in the face and being a smart-ass to you and—WAIT A MINUTE!!”
“What?”
“This is exactly what happened last time! You said you were sorry and I said I was sorry and then you tried to rape me!”
“Trust me JT…I’m not going to rape you.”
“How do I know that?!”
“Because if I was gonna rape you, I would’ve done it in front of Tydo. That, or we could all have a threesome.”
“Ew.” said Tydo, disgustedly.
“So you’re gonna be nicer to me and won’t chase me around anymore?”
“Yes…I will not rape you today and I won’t chase you around anymore.”
JT and Tydo continued to stare at Von.
“Was that sarcasm?” asked Tydo.
“No…I really meant what I said.” said Von, flatly.
JT and Tydo were still unable to determine whether or not VGM was playing with their minds, but JT just shrugged and relaxed on the couch.
“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m feelin’ mighty hungry. I’m gonna catch a bite to eat alright?”
“But I never said any of you could…whatever.” said Tydo, realizing VGM wasn’t listening to him.
“So your name’s JT?”
“Yep. I moved into town a couple of months ago.”
“I see. How do you like it?”
“It’s been…eventful. Like I said, I almost got raped by a giant demon shark.”
“Yes well…it’s not like he paw-hugged you or hard vored you.”
“Heh heh, yeah.”
“Or shoved his stinky toes in your mouth.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Or pinned you against the sole of the Dog King.”
“Wow! You’ve met the Dog King?!”
“I met his grimy soles and his bad breath if that’s what you mean.”
“…Dude I’ve never realized how big your couch is. It’s like a skyscraper!! How’d you get something like this in your house?”
“It’s not that—”
Tydo’s eyes grew wide when he saw JT was only a foot tall, maybe smaller. The raptor looked down and realized that his body was the same size too. Suddenly, JT’s eyes grew wide and he looked forward to see a smiling Von holding a recently fired shrink ray.
“WHAT THE FU—”
VGM grabbed both tiny animals with his right hand and began to crush them, slowly lifting them up in the air. Tydo and JT struggled to get free from the shark’s grasps, but he was squeezing them far too hard for them to do anything. All they could do was sit there gasping for air, hoping their bones didn’t pop.
“I thought…you said…you were sorry!” said JT with a strained voice.
“There’s this great thing called lying; you should try it sometime.”
“What did you do to me?!!?”
“He shrank us! Rexar does this to me all the time!”
VGM laughed evilly and licked his lips.
“You two should fill me up quite nicely…”
“THIS ISN’T FAIR!! I didn’t even do anything! I was just sitting here and then some random wolf—”
“He doesn’t care Tydo, shut up! Listen Von, you can’t eat us!”
“Why?”
“We’re the size of bacon! Bacon won’t even fill up a mouse!”
“Lucky for you, I found this special shrink ray that let’s the victims grow back to their original size after a few minutes. So after you enter my stomach, you’ll grow back to your original size and rest in my belly, digesting for several hours in a small, confined space.”
“Where’d you even find this kind of shrink ray?!”
“It was hung up on the wall.”
JT gritted his teeth and looked at Tydo, ready to rip his snout off.
“You keep a loaded shotgun all the way in the basement but have a working shrink ray hung up on the living room wall!?!?”
“I KNOW I’M STUPID!! BITCHING ABOUT IT WON’T HELP!!”
“Von please don’t eat us. I don’t taste good! My feet stink; they’ll make you gag and give you a terrible rash in your gut! All the fur on my body—”
VGM opened his mouth and roared loudly in Tydo and JT’s faces, blowing the scales and fur off their bodies and emitting saliva that splashed all over their faces. When Von was done, Tydo and JT were gagging and retching.
“AW, MAN!! And I thought Rexar had bad breath!”
“God, how does it get worse everyday?! Did you give a skunk a rimjob?!”
“What’s a rimjob?” asked Tydo.
“Let’s just say when you do them, you’ll probably swallow a fart.”
“…That doesn’t sound hygienic.”
“SHUT UP!! If it makes you feel better, you’ll never have to smell my breath again. Let’s just hope you can survive digestive acid!!”
“NOO!!!”
VGM shoved Tydo and JT inside his mouth and tilted his head back, swallowing hard enough for a large lump to be seen in the shark’s throat. VGM grumbled when he felt something moving around in his mouth and realized JT and Tydo were still alive.
“Okay, okay, okay, okay, if we hold onto his tongue for a few more minutes, we’ll grow back to normal and he’ll spit us out. Now as long as we don’t suffocate from his breath and don’t drown in his saliva, we’ll be fine.”
Out of nowhere, Tydo and JT felt a long cool breeze rush past their faces and saw a large opening ahead of them, revealing the outside world.
“See, look at that! He’s already got his mouth open! Now all we gotta do it—”
Something green covered VGM’s mouth and just as JT stood up to go jump outside, freezing carbonated green fluids began to rush into VGM’s mouth like a tidal wave, carrying Tydo and JT off their feet. They were sent tumbling and rolling backwards as the wave carried them to the uvula. Neither one of them could successfully reach the punch bag looking organ and as a result, were plunged into the esophagus. In the outside world, the demon shark went into Tydo’s fridge and grabbed a cold bottle of Mountain Dew. He tore off the cap and started to chug the whole bottle, drowning his two victims in a sugary green carbonated sensation. It literally took VGM less than twelve seconds to drink the whole bottle. After doing so, he wiped the dribble off his mouth and sighed with relief, sitting down on the couch. He opened his maw again and expelled a thunderous belch for three seconds before sighing again and patting his stomach. Inside the stomach, Tydo and JT were screaming after they were squeezed through the esophagus, entering a steamy, humid cave with pink wrinkled walls and a gigantic pit full of yellowish-greenish acid. The two furries landed in the acid with a loud splash and stayed submerged for 20 seconds until JT came up gasping for breath. He was freaking out, thinking his skin would soon burn off in mere seconds, but to his surprise, the acid wasn’t deathly corrosive.
“Hey…I’m still alive!”
Tydo remerged from the acid and started breathing heavily as well, looking at his surroundings, which were very similar to Rexar’s stomach.
“PHEW!! And I thought this guy’s breath smelled bad!” said Tydo, plugging his nose.
“We gotta get outta here before we grow or else we’ll get crushed in here!”
“Not true. Most furries’ stomachs will expand once their prey grows and they won’t receive bowel damage or damage to the stomach walls or anything. They’ll just walk around with a fat belly until their meal passes through them.”
JT sighed. “That’s a relief!”
“But you have to remember that two of us are in here so one of us might die during the digestion.”
“Right, plus there’s all this acid that’ll soon melt our flesh away. I say we head for the mouth and make him throw us back up.”
“…Or we could dig through the intestines and head for the rectum.”
“NO!! There’s no way in hell I’m getting crapped out by a demon shark!! Scat or no scat, getting squeezed through a cetacean’s ass cheeks does not sound comforting!”
“And on top of that, you gotta deal with all the gas in the large intestines and watch out for the rolling balls of processing poo. Not to mention the—”
“I’m gonna have to stop you there before I vomit, because the only thing worse than throwing up, is throwing up inside another animal’s gut.”
Suddenly, the acid began emitting steam and the stomach began to rumble and slosh the fluids around.
“What’s goin’ on?”
“We’re getting digested. We gotta get outta here now before we die!” declared Tydo.
“Uh-uh-uh…GOT IT!! We’ll make him sick!”
“What?”
“Yeah! Just swim over to the walls and start clawing at them and hopefully it’ll make Von sick to the point where he’ll regurgitate us!”
“I’m up for anything at this point.”
Tydo and JT performed a countless number of front crawl strokes in the acid and headed straight for the wall, trying to avoid the other objects Von had previously ingested. JT wasn’t sure how part of a cruise ship got in his stomach…but then again, he didn’t want to find out. The prey arrived at the walls and latched onto them, extending their claws.
“Now start lashing!!”
JT and Tydo sliced the walls and left huge claw marks half a foot long across the lining. Outside, Von sat back up and grabbed his stomach, leaning forward and inhaling sharply from the pain.
“What the…”
Von felt two more sharp pains in his stomach and a feeling of nausea entered his snout.
“It’s working! See, the digestion’s going slower! Keep lashing!” encouraged JT.
Von got off the couch and started sweating, inhaling and exhaling over and over again at a natural rate. The shark wasn’t feeling too well and his stomach pain only seemed to grow more each time JT and Tydo lashed at his stomach. After a while, the acid in VGM’s stomach began to rise towards the throat and JT and Tydo were carried up.
“It’s working! See? Now all we gotta do is wait!!”
“…You might wanna hang onto something.”
“Why?”
VGM was sweating even more and his face was turning a little green. The demon shark’s stomach gurgled and growled loudly and, before he knew it, vomit was spewing up his throat. VGM retched twice before he dipped his head down and threw up all over the rug, burying the brown carpet in green undigested food and acid. VGM groaned loudly and started drunkenly heading for the bathroom to go vomit some more, locking the door. About 30 seconds later, JT and Tydo started to grow back to their original size, rising off the floor and spitting vomit out their mouths.
“Okay…that was disgusting…” said JT.
“Hey after the first time, you’ll get used to it.”
“Yeah, well uh…I’m gonna go home and take an hour long shower; I’m gonna smell like vomit and shark breath for a week. Good luck with not getting vored by Rexar again!” said JT, rushing out of Tydo’s house.
Tydo looked at his scales and sniffed himself twice before retracting his head and waving a hand in front of his nose.
“I should take a shower too.”
Tydo turned around and headed for his bathroom, just when VGM finished vomiting and opened up the door, running right into Tydo. The cetacean stared at the tiny prehistoric reptile for a long time until he smiled widely and opened his mouth.
“Oooooohhhhh, shit.”
But is it really an honest apology, or is the shapeshifter secretly trying to catch his prey off guard?
Special guest appearance by Tydo (owned by
RipRoarRex) and
VGM22.CONTAINS LANGUAGE AND MACRO/MICRO.
On a pleasant day in the city of Furtopia, Tydo the raptor was busy trying to find an important artifact he lost in his living room, ransacking the whole room just to find it. The dinosaur had no idea what this artifact was, but he knew it was important to his ancestors and family relatives, and it was an heirloom to him. The only problem with this artifact was that it was small and very hard to lose.
“Damnit! Why do dino heirlooms have to be smaller than a tick? I’m gonna be searching for this thing all day!”
Tydo buried his head in-between two couch cushions, ignoring the melted chocolate and dirt and dusty peanuts he found and somehow, picking up the tiny jewel in his talons.
“Got it!!”
Out of nowhere, JT ran into Tydo’s house panting heavily with sweat dripping from his face and slammed his door shut, locking every single latch and planting his back against the wooden door. Tydo cocked an eyebrow and stared at the light brown wolf.
“Uh, hi?”
“VGM’s trying to kill me!!” shouted the canine.
Tydo stared at JT in a clueless manner before blinking twice.
“Oh my God, you don’t…”
JT put his hands on his knees and bent over, panting and wheezing heavily and inhaling deeply to catch his breath.
“You don’t know!!”
“Know what?”
“Who Von Geodon Masters is! Go lock all the windows and back doors.”
“Why?!”
“LOCK THE DAMN WINDOWS!!!” screamed JT.
Tydo scampered to his back door and locked it shut, before running into the kitchen and closing and locking the two windows. He later went to the window by the door and shut that as well.
“What is going on?” asked the submissive dinosaur.
“There’s a shape shifter trying to kill me! Everytime I see him, he’s in his demon shark form and it scares the hell outta me.”
“What’s so scary about a shark?”
“Take Rexar and add 200 pounds of muscle, a tail sharp enough to decapitate someone, and teeth rigid enough to make your eyes bleed just by looking at them, and you’ve got VGM.”
“Wow, sounds dangerous.”
“No shit! The first time I met him, he tried to beat me to a pulp and rape me in the shower!!”
“What’d you do to him?”
“I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!! The guy’s been out to get me ever since then! All I did was punch him in the chest by accident!”
“And???”
“What do you mean ‘and’? There is no and!! I accidentally punched him and now he wants to rip off my tailbone. I mean…I did say his breath stank, but if you smelled it, you would know it was true too!”
“Exactly what did you say?”
“I can’t remember! He asked me a rhetorical question and then he said some other stuff and then I said his breath stank and now he’s out to get me!!”
“Did you apologize?”
“Yes!! I said, ‘Sorry I punched you in the face.’ and then he tried to rape me in the showers!”
“So why’s he trying to kill you?”
“BECAUSE HE’S EVIL!! Why does Rexar always crush you with his paws or vore you or make you smell his stinky feet?!”
“Mmm…good point.”
Something hard and bone-crushing slammed into the door JT was leaning on, making it pop open just a crack and revealing a giant black hand. JT yelped as he was thrown forward and continued to brace the door with his body, trying to block out all of the demon shark’s comments.
“I SMELL YOU WOLFIE!!!”
“TYDO CALL THE COPS!!!”
Tydo sprinted into his kitchen and grabbed the phone he had latched onto his refrigerator. The minute he started punching in numbers, he heard no tone. Usually, the phone beeped whenever someone pushed on a button, but nothing was happening.
“Nothing’s happening!”
“Oh my God, he cut the phone lines!”
JT yelped when VGM’s razor sharp tail went flailing through the wooden door and created a large hole, nearly cutting his head in half. At the last second, JT ducked and ran away from the door, unfortunately leaving himself open. The demon shark looked through the hole in the door and smiled devilishly.
“HEEEEERRRRRREEE’SSS VONNY!!!” shouted VGM.
The demon shark kicked the door open with his giant boots and stepped inside Tydo’s house, locking the door and walking up to JT with the same malicious smile on his face.
“I couldn’t get the cops on the line but there’s a shotgun in the basement—AAAHHH!!” screamed Tydo as he saw the large, bulky shark.
“Screw this. If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die fighting!!”
JT ran up to the demon shark, emitting an ear piercing battle cry as though he were a Spartan and jumped in the air, punching Von in the face. Not only did Von not budge or receive any form of scar or injury, but JT was the one who wound up getting hurt. JT shut his eyes and started shaking his red, throbbing hand, inhaling sharply to reduce the pain and blowing on his hand.
“God, why don’t you just make your face from bricks?!”
JT punched VGM in the chest and he once again, was the one who got hurt. The wolf whined with pain and grabbed his wrist, exhaling several times.
“OOWWW!!! Uh…uh…”
JT stooped down past his level of honor and, with no other option, kicked Von in the genital region. JT wasn’t hurt this time, but neither was Von. He just folded his arms and continued to stare at JT with that shark smile on his maw.
“No.” said JT with disbelief.
“Ever heard the expression ‘Balls of Steel’?” hissed Von.
JT turned around to run away, but Von grabbed him by the ears again and lifted him into the air, making JT whine and pant with worry and fear. Tydo tried to run away as well, but Von used his other hand to grab him by the tail, lifting the flailing raptor into the air.
“Put me down you demon!!”
“Now that’s not a nice thing to say. Besides, you act like I came here to kill you guys.”
“You’ve been chasing me for the past hour and just broke inside Tydo’s house just to find me! Why else would you be here right now Von unless you were going to rape and/or kill me?!!?”
“C’mon…we’re old friends here right? I just wanted to talk to you.”
“Then let go of my ears!!”
“And my tail!!”
“Oh. Sorry.”
Von dropped Tydo and JT to Tydo’s couch and sat down, taking up a majority of the couch space. The prey scooted away from the humongous predator and sat as far away from him as they possibly could.
“Look I know I’ve been aggressive lately and…I just wanted to say I’m sorry.”
“You said that last time and then you tried to rape me!” shouted JT.
“That was when I was naked; I’m clearly wearing an orange t-shirt and shorts and boots right now. I’ve just been very frustrated is all. But lucky for you, Kale has managed to calm my nerves down so I feel a lot better.”
“Well…thank you. I really am sorry for punching you in the face and being a smart-ass to you and—WAIT A MINUTE!!”
“What?”
“This is exactly what happened last time! You said you were sorry and I said I was sorry and then you tried to rape me!”
“Trust me JT…I’m not going to rape you.”
“How do I know that?!”
“Because if I was gonna rape you, I would’ve done it in front of Tydo. That, or we could all have a threesome.”
“Ew.” said Tydo, disgustedly.
“So you’re gonna be nicer to me and won’t chase me around anymore?”
“Yes…I will not rape you today and I won’t chase you around anymore.”
JT and Tydo continued to stare at Von.
“Was that sarcasm?” asked Tydo.
“No…I really meant what I said.” said Von, flatly.
JT and Tydo were still unable to determine whether or not VGM was playing with their minds, but JT just shrugged and relaxed on the couch.
“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m feelin’ mighty hungry. I’m gonna catch a bite to eat alright?”
“But I never said any of you could…whatever.” said Tydo, realizing VGM wasn’t listening to him.
“So your name’s JT?”
“Yep. I moved into town a couple of months ago.”
“I see. How do you like it?”
“It’s been…eventful. Like I said, I almost got raped by a giant demon shark.”
“Yes well…it’s not like he paw-hugged you or hard vored you.”
“Heh heh, yeah.”
“Or shoved his stinky toes in your mouth.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Or pinned you against the sole of the Dog King.”
“Wow! You’ve met the Dog King?!”
“I met his grimy soles and his bad breath if that’s what you mean.”
“…Dude I’ve never realized how big your couch is. It’s like a skyscraper!! How’d you get something like this in your house?”
“It’s not that—”
Tydo’s eyes grew wide when he saw JT was only a foot tall, maybe smaller. The raptor looked down and realized that his body was the same size too. Suddenly, JT’s eyes grew wide and he looked forward to see a smiling Von holding a recently fired shrink ray.
“WHAT THE FU—”
VGM grabbed both tiny animals with his right hand and began to crush them, slowly lifting them up in the air. Tydo and JT struggled to get free from the shark’s grasps, but he was squeezing them far too hard for them to do anything. All they could do was sit there gasping for air, hoping their bones didn’t pop.
“I thought…you said…you were sorry!” said JT with a strained voice.
“There’s this great thing called lying; you should try it sometime.”
“What did you do to me?!!?”
“He shrank us! Rexar does this to me all the time!”
VGM laughed evilly and licked his lips.
“You two should fill me up quite nicely…”
“THIS ISN’T FAIR!! I didn’t even do anything! I was just sitting here and then some random wolf—”
“He doesn’t care Tydo, shut up! Listen Von, you can’t eat us!”
“Why?”
“We’re the size of bacon! Bacon won’t even fill up a mouse!”
“Lucky for you, I found this special shrink ray that let’s the victims grow back to their original size after a few minutes. So after you enter my stomach, you’ll grow back to your original size and rest in my belly, digesting for several hours in a small, confined space.”
“Where’d you even find this kind of shrink ray?!”
“It was hung up on the wall.”
JT gritted his teeth and looked at Tydo, ready to rip his snout off.
“You keep a loaded shotgun all the way in the basement but have a working shrink ray hung up on the living room wall!?!?”
“I KNOW I’M STUPID!! BITCHING ABOUT IT WON’T HELP!!”
“Von please don’t eat us. I don’t taste good! My feet stink; they’ll make you gag and give you a terrible rash in your gut! All the fur on my body—”
VGM opened his mouth and roared loudly in Tydo and JT’s faces, blowing the scales and fur off their bodies and emitting saliva that splashed all over their faces. When Von was done, Tydo and JT were gagging and retching.
“AW, MAN!! And I thought Rexar had bad breath!”
“God, how does it get worse everyday?! Did you give a skunk a rimjob?!”
“What’s a rimjob?” asked Tydo.
“Let’s just say when you do them, you’ll probably swallow a fart.”
“…That doesn’t sound hygienic.”
“SHUT UP!! If it makes you feel better, you’ll never have to smell my breath again. Let’s just hope you can survive digestive acid!!”
“NOO!!!”
VGM shoved Tydo and JT inside his mouth and tilted his head back, swallowing hard enough for a large lump to be seen in the shark’s throat. VGM grumbled when he felt something moving around in his mouth and realized JT and Tydo were still alive.
“Okay, okay, okay, okay, if we hold onto his tongue for a few more minutes, we’ll grow back to normal and he’ll spit us out. Now as long as we don’t suffocate from his breath and don’t drown in his saliva, we’ll be fine.”
Out of nowhere, Tydo and JT felt a long cool breeze rush past their faces and saw a large opening ahead of them, revealing the outside world.
“See, look at that! He’s already got his mouth open! Now all we gotta do it—”
Something green covered VGM’s mouth and just as JT stood up to go jump outside, freezing carbonated green fluids began to rush into VGM’s mouth like a tidal wave, carrying Tydo and JT off their feet. They were sent tumbling and rolling backwards as the wave carried them to the uvula. Neither one of them could successfully reach the punch bag looking organ and as a result, were plunged into the esophagus. In the outside world, the demon shark went into Tydo’s fridge and grabbed a cold bottle of Mountain Dew. He tore off the cap and started to chug the whole bottle, drowning his two victims in a sugary green carbonated sensation. It literally took VGM less than twelve seconds to drink the whole bottle. After doing so, he wiped the dribble off his mouth and sighed with relief, sitting down on the couch. He opened his maw again and expelled a thunderous belch for three seconds before sighing again and patting his stomach. Inside the stomach, Tydo and JT were screaming after they were squeezed through the esophagus, entering a steamy, humid cave with pink wrinkled walls and a gigantic pit full of yellowish-greenish acid. The two furries landed in the acid with a loud splash and stayed submerged for 20 seconds until JT came up gasping for breath. He was freaking out, thinking his skin would soon burn off in mere seconds, but to his surprise, the acid wasn’t deathly corrosive.
“Hey…I’m still alive!”
Tydo remerged from the acid and started breathing heavily as well, looking at his surroundings, which were very similar to Rexar’s stomach.
“PHEW!! And I thought this guy’s breath smelled bad!” said Tydo, plugging his nose.
“We gotta get outta here before we grow or else we’ll get crushed in here!”
“Not true. Most furries’ stomachs will expand once their prey grows and they won’t receive bowel damage or damage to the stomach walls or anything. They’ll just walk around with a fat belly until their meal passes through them.”
JT sighed. “That’s a relief!”
“But you have to remember that two of us are in here so one of us might die during the digestion.”
“Right, plus there’s all this acid that’ll soon melt our flesh away. I say we head for the mouth and make him throw us back up.”
“…Or we could dig through the intestines and head for the rectum.”
“NO!! There’s no way in hell I’m getting crapped out by a demon shark!! Scat or no scat, getting squeezed through a cetacean’s ass cheeks does not sound comforting!”
“And on top of that, you gotta deal with all the gas in the large intestines and watch out for the rolling balls of processing poo. Not to mention the—”
“I’m gonna have to stop you there before I vomit, because the only thing worse than throwing up, is throwing up inside another animal’s gut.”
Suddenly, the acid began emitting steam and the stomach began to rumble and slosh the fluids around.
“What’s goin’ on?”
“We’re getting digested. We gotta get outta here now before we die!” declared Tydo.
“Uh-uh-uh…GOT IT!! We’ll make him sick!”
“What?”
“Yeah! Just swim over to the walls and start clawing at them and hopefully it’ll make Von sick to the point where he’ll regurgitate us!”
“I’m up for anything at this point.”
Tydo and JT performed a countless number of front crawl strokes in the acid and headed straight for the wall, trying to avoid the other objects Von had previously ingested. JT wasn’t sure how part of a cruise ship got in his stomach…but then again, he didn’t want to find out. The prey arrived at the walls and latched onto them, extending their claws.
“Now start lashing!!”
JT and Tydo sliced the walls and left huge claw marks half a foot long across the lining. Outside, Von sat back up and grabbed his stomach, leaning forward and inhaling sharply from the pain.
“What the…”
Von felt two more sharp pains in his stomach and a feeling of nausea entered his snout.
“It’s working! See, the digestion’s going slower! Keep lashing!” encouraged JT.
Von got off the couch and started sweating, inhaling and exhaling over and over again at a natural rate. The shark wasn’t feeling too well and his stomach pain only seemed to grow more each time JT and Tydo lashed at his stomach. After a while, the acid in VGM’s stomach began to rise towards the throat and JT and Tydo were carried up.
“It’s working! See? Now all we gotta do is wait!!”
“…You might wanna hang onto something.”
“Why?”
VGM was sweating even more and his face was turning a little green. The demon shark’s stomach gurgled and growled loudly and, before he knew it, vomit was spewing up his throat. VGM retched twice before he dipped his head down and threw up all over the rug, burying the brown carpet in green undigested food and acid. VGM groaned loudly and started drunkenly heading for the bathroom to go vomit some more, locking the door. About 30 seconds later, JT and Tydo started to grow back to their original size, rising off the floor and spitting vomit out their mouths.
“Okay…that was disgusting…” said JT.
“Hey after the first time, you’ll get used to it.”
“Yeah, well uh…I’m gonna go home and take an hour long shower; I’m gonna smell like vomit and shark breath for a week. Good luck with not getting vored by Rexar again!” said JT, rushing out of Tydo’s house.
Tydo looked at his scales and sniffed himself twice before retracting his head and waving a hand in front of his nose.
“I should take a shower too.”
Tydo turned around and headed for his bathroom, just when VGM finished vomiting and opened up the door, running right into Tydo. The cetacean stared at the tiny prehistoric reptile for a long time until he smiled widely and opened his mouth.
“Oooooohhhhh, shit.”
Category Story / Vore
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Another one I read a while back and never posted a comment on! Some aspects of it aren't really my thing but it's nonetheless a good story. I like the dynamic between the characters and the fact that Tydo seems to display almost a tired acceptance of being abused by another macro. Poor (or perhaps lucky) thing...!
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