Art by Nelson and Victor, thanks to them again. Second part will be posted tomorrow.

Grandpa Richards was babysitting me for Fiona, and he decided I needed a bath before mommy came to pick me up. I would have none of it ! Baffs are ebils! They are full of water, which is icky and make you wet ! It's dripy and feel all sort of weird and you can drown in it contrary to water you drink ! It's a dangerous creation of torture ! I will not get into this for any reason ever ! You can watch my silver bottom good bye if you try to give me a baff which isn't a tongue baff !