An unfortunate lack of preplanning
"C'mon...just a few...more feet," Zero huffed, his cheeks glowing red beneath his mask. Not even he could pass the blame onto Sheero for shrinking his clothes this time; as much as he hated to admit it, it was his own fault his shirt hardly made it past the top helm of his stomach, or that his mask couldn't even contain his cascading neck fat. The only article of clothing he managed to even bring up properly was his pants, and even with the buttons and zipper completely removed there were still several rips and tears along his flabby rear.
"I would get in shape by next month," he had told himself last month, which became next week, which turned into "I'm sure they'll stretch," but no amount of stretching of the XL clothes could cover up the 600+ pound behemoth of skunk. All those weeks of lounging on his fat ass, scarfing armfuls of cookies into his mouth while binge watching tv had culminated to this very moment. Zero mentally kicked himself for not realizing this sooner, particularly when he was wedged in the couch just last night.
But still, there was a heist do be done, and only tonight to do it. By the next day, his opportunity of greater riches would be gone for good, leaving him with no choice but to go through with the heist. With a sigh, the obese thief squeezed past his door and thudded down the stairs, each step he took shaking the portraits hanging on the wall. Hopefully, he had no identifiable features on him should there be a witness at the crime scene. I mean, it's not like he was the only impossibly fat green skunk in town, right?
Awesome drawing by
PsychicDragon thank you so much dude! ^^
"I would get in shape by next month," he had told himself last month, which became next week, which turned into "I'm sure they'll stretch," but no amount of stretching of the XL clothes could cover up the 600+ pound behemoth of skunk. All those weeks of lounging on his fat ass, scarfing armfuls of cookies into his mouth while binge watching tv had culminated to this very moment. Zero mentally kicked himself for not realizing this sooner, particularly when he was wedged in the couch just last night.
But still, there was a heist do be done, and only tonight to do it. By the next day, his opportunity of greater riches would be gone for good, leaving him with no choice but to go through with the heist. With a sigh, the obese thief squeezed past his door and thudded down the stairs, each step he took shaking the portraits hanging on the wall. Hopefully, he had no identifiable features on him should there be a witness at the crime scene. I mean, it's not like he was the only impossibly fat green skunk in town, right?
Awesome drawing by
PsychicDragon thank you so much dude! ^^
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Skunk
Size 1280 x 922px
File Size 120.7 kB
Oh goooshhhhhhh, I swear to god Zero’s an exceptionally adorable blubberbottommmm, and his adorabilty certainly shows hereee~ Also, that description ya wrote up is splendid as alwayss~
Geeeeeeze, I assume this blubberskunk must be well-known to frequent buffets, those quests are the only other times he ever steps a single pudgy foot outside other than getting the heists over with, like, he’s totally not gonna wind up getting busted by the police, of course there are other exceptionally obese green skunks arduously waddling about~… >w<
Godddddddd, it definitely wouldn’t surprise me if a bank left literal truckloads of calorie-dense morsels to block the wobbly robber’s entrance path, forcing him to tear through the pile with reckless abandon, leaving that boisterously sloshing, gurgling green tum right out in the open once he’s taken care of the seemingly endless ensemble of delicacies, Zero emitting an absolutely thunderous, rancid belch, ultimately giving his position away, his run-of-the-mill thief outfit now in utter shreds on the floor (including the mask~), Zero belching, hiccuping, huffing, gurgling and grumbling away, mentally beating himself for falling for such an obivous trap, but the mere waddle from the heist vehicle to the bank would be enough to suck the energy out of the poor, big guy, thus leaving him unprecedentedly hungry at that point for food at that pointtt, and ‘No jackpot” still would not be an answer~
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh I friggin adore this character~!! <3 I’m impatient to see more lard-laden shenanigans with this unfortunate fat skunk~ <3 Psychic did an absolutely astonshing job on capturing Zero~!!
Geeeeeeze, I assume this blubberskunk must be well-known to frequent buffets, those quests are the only other times he ever steps a single pudgy foot outside other than getting the heists over with, like, he’s totally not gonna wind up getting busted by the police, of course there are other exceptionally obese green skunks arduously waddling about~… >w<
Godddddddd, it definitely wouldn’t surprise me if a bank left literal truckloads of calorie-dense morsels to block the wobbly robber’s entrance path, forcing him to tear through the pile with reckless abandon, leaving that boisterously sloshing, gurgling green tum right out in the open once he’s taken care of the seemingly endless ensemble of delicacies, Zero emitting an absolutely thunderous, rancid belch, ultimately giving his position away, his run-of-the-mill thief outfit now in utter shreds on the floor (including the mask~), Zero belching, hiccuping, huffing, gurgling and grumbling away, mentally beating himself for falling for such an obivous trap, but the mere waddle from the heist vehicle to the bank would be enough to suck the energy out of the poor, big guy, thus leaving him unprecedentedly hungry at that point for food at that pointtt, and ‘No jackpot” still would not be an answer~
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh I friggin adore this character~!! <3 I’m impatient to see more lard-laden shenanigans with this unfortunate fat skunk~ <3 Psychic did an absolutely astonshing job on capturing Zero~!!
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