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The Dragonborn has been leveling up a lot, just in Ridiculous Lizard Maid skills, as opposed to combat skills.
The enemy scaling doesn't care about what you've been leveling up in though, as anyone who's spent several levels just maxing their Speech, Smithing, or Alchemy levels can attest when they step back into the wilderness and get stomped by everything that moves
And thanks again to
caedere for handling the character colors and shading!
The Dragonborn has been leveling up a lot, just in Ridiculous Lizard Maid skills, as opposed to combat skills.
The enemy scaling doesn't care about what you've been leveling up in though, as anyone who's spent several levels just maxing their Speech, Smithing, or Alchemy levels can attest when they step back into the wilderness and get stomped by everything that moves
And thanks again to
caedere for handling the character colors and shading!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 900 x 2877px
File Size 2.02 MB
Listed in Folders
Hmm... quest market...
Imagine a place where you could obtain all manner of intriguing quests to take you beyond your comfort zone... for the right price, of course.
Yes... I like the thought of this "Quest Market."
(I know it was a typo, but it just sounds so intriguing when I think about it!)
Imagine a place where you could obtain all manner of intriguing quests to take you beyond your comfort zone... for the right price, of course.
Yes... I like the thought of this "Quest Market."
(I know it was a typo, but it just sounds so intriguing when I think about it!)
You know, I'm surprised that Sheogorath hasn't done anything about them pesky dragons yes. True, there is a delicious madness about the people of Tamriel being brought to heel by a species thought extinct, but it is a positively BORING Endgame. Either the dragons will wipe out all the races of Nirn, or subjugate them to a dull repetitive lives of servitude. Madness will be culled from the minds of such a deliciously chaotic menagerie of races!
Hell, the dragons don't even have GENDERS. True, that is unusual and therefore interesting.....but it also so godly frustrating since sex is a cornerstone of insanity! Know, Sheogorath cannot let this stand! But what to do, what to do? Turn them all into mice? To obvious. Turn half into mice and the other half into cheese? Better, but Sidius still owes him from the last plague, like hell if he's gonna give the Lord of the void anything till that's paid up.
OHHHHHHH, how about a little prompt to get said death lord a kick in the proverbial fanny to get him to pay back his debt. Two birds with a single piece of monkey feces! Oh yess yes, and making the All bloody high Akototsh's favored "Son" into a broodmare would be oh so deliciously chaotic.
Hell, the dragons don't even have GENDERS. True, that is unusual and therefore interesting.....but it also so godly frustrating since sex is a cornerstone of insanity! Know, Sheogorath cannot let this stand! But what to do, what to do? Turn them all into mice? To obvious. Turn half into mice and the other half into cheese? Better, but Sidius still owes him from the last plague, like hell if he's gonna give the Lord of the void anything till that's paid up.
OHHHHHHH, how about a little prompt to get said death lord a kick in the proverbial fanny to get him to pay back his debt. Two birds with a single piece of monkey feces! Oh yess yes, and making the All bloody high Akototsh's favored "Son" into a broodmare would be oh so deliciously chaotic.
..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA that is, by far, the FUNNIEST joke I've ever heard. Thinking that Daedric Princes give a flying cow pat about playing nice with ANYTHING, even the Aedra themselves, let alone their creation. In fact, I seem to recall Molag Bol taking a dragon that had fallen into his realm, ripping it's soul from it's body, and twisting said body into a champion for himself.
So if you think that dragons have any protection based on who their daddy is, you've been sadly misinformed.
So if you think that dragons have any protection based on who their daddy is, you've been sadly misinformed.
When thinking Alduin (or dragons in general) as an aspect of Alduin, that does not mean they are one in the same. Do you read Marvel comics? Think of it like the relationship between Galactus and his heralds.......actually, thinking about it in that way, gives some ideas. Anyway, the dragons wield A fraction of Akatosh's power and, in return, they are meant to be as his hands in the world. That does not mean that they are unbeatable, or that they can choose not to carry out their Master's will.
Is not about what daedrics care about or not...it's about HOW MUCH THEY CAN ACTUALLY DO.Alduin and company plays a relevant role in the utimate plans of Akatosh for the mortal world (that is: destroying it to start over, creation/destruction cycle, etc) ...so no..I don't think Sheo can INTERRUPT/AFFECT THEM in the big,whole scale sense...yes, you have occassional encounters/interactions between dragons and daedric princes, but they are scarce and irrelevant in the big scope of things. Dragons primary sphere of influence is precisely the mortal realms, Paarthunax himself decided to help mortals because he saw how power and greed corrupted Alduin and the purpose layed on him by Akatosh.
Ehhhh, considering that the Dragonborn, in a normal timeline, erases Alduin from existences, I think you're giving the World Eater a bit TOO much credit. The Aedra are powerful, excessively so, but it doesn't seem they are omnipotent or all knowing. The fact that Alduin never fulfilled his purpose as World Eater is proof of this.
I will agree that, while the dragons are on the mortal plane, there is likely very little Sheogorath can do to them. But.....if any dragon were to cross into the mad princes realm, can we agree they would be fair game?
I will agree that, while the dragons are on the mortal plane, there is likely very little Sheogorath can do to them. But.....if any dragon were to cross into the mad princes realm, can we agree they would be fair game?
A modding community throwing memes and lagging the game to hell, capable of throwing mechanics into the world that is already stable and does whatever it damn well pleases? Sound like our nonsense spewing, curse throwing, loveball of a lord.
As for switch? I figured it would be XB wife.
As for switch? I figured it would be XB wife.
"The enemy scaling doesn't care about what you've been leveling up in though, as anyone who's spent several levels just maxing their Speech, Smithing, or Alchemy levels can attest when they step back into the wilderness and get stomped by everything that moves"
Urrrgh...I remember trying to level up like crazy before reading that the dragons level up with you.
Urrrgh...I remember trying to level up like crazy before reading that the dragons level up with you.
I did OK with bows.
Although I did fall down a snowy mountain once, on fire, while triggering Night Vision so I was completely blinded by white, fight a Dragon. A big, BIG rock outcrop to run around, helped lots.
I don't think I dared try melee with them until I was lvl 60. I killed a lot of dragons, a lot. Made some light armour out of their bones...
Although I did fall down a snowy mountain once, on fire, while triggering Night Vision so I was completely blinded by white, fight a Dragon. A big, BIG rock outcrop to run around, helped lots.
I don't think I dared try melee with them until I was lvl 60. I killed a lot of dragons, a lot. Made some light armour out of their bones...
I feel like there's something to be said about not taking life (and yourself) so deadly seriously and allowing yourself to enjoy some goofy, obnoxiously self-indulgent fun now and then.
Then again, dragons burning down the countryside. Something something work/life balance??
Then again, dragons burning down the countryside. Something something work/life balance??
I had a dragon wipe out an entire Imperial camp while it was chasing me, including the horse. I finally take it down, surrounded by corpses, dragon bones, a dead horse. The camp legate (unkillable) was nearby. He looks at me and gives the line:
"If you think you have what it takes, the empire is looking for good soldiers, visit our fortress in Solitude."
Lol'd, it was so appropriate.
"If you think you have what it takes, the empire is looking for good soldiers, visit our fortress in Solitude."
Lol'd, it was so appropriate.
Review: Sheogorath decides to kink shame the (Dragonborn) argonian maid and (Orgnar) Pussywillow for misusing the of course ever so innocent curse of the involuntary fetish of loud hammy roleplaying roles that you at least mildly dislike.
It takes about ten panels and two pages for the two to agree with the god that they are perverts instead, and who is Delphine to complain about what gives these silly fools some commitment and value in li-
Ohhhh yes the horrible burning and death that is happening in the midst of a war that's allegedly happening, too, and mages try and split the world in twain with ancient artifacts that chose now to be unearthed in a recently uncovered, collapsed ruin?
Right and that's OTHER people's horse cockey, what's actually important is that it's pretty clear to this specific cultist that ONE specific dragon is the one who sort of HAS to be responsible for this whole thing. SHE has the main character energy to direct the dragonborn upon his/her quest, and b'gawd she gunna see whodunnit!!
.... And this leads immediately to her fetishizing the Dragonborn Nordic hero role, which she finds ridiculous. Oh what could go wr- OH GOD THE HUMANITY AND LACK THEREOF!!!
Accidentally grazes the imaginary last button in this comic string
... Delphine is gonna "cease, ye bitches" this entire mountainous region in general isn't she?
I'm absolutely with Sheo on this one.
Frankly I need to see some Thalmor idiologues mixed into this nonsense pile so badly.
... Makes more sense than half the canon plot.
It takes about ten panels and two pages for the two to agree with the god that they are perverts instead, and who is Delphine to complain about what gives these silly fools some commitment and value in li-
Ohhhh yes the horrible burning and death that is happening in the midst of a war that's allegedly happening, too, and mages try and split the world in twain with ancient artifacts that chose now to be unearthed in a recently uncovered, collapsed ruin?
Right and that's OTHER people's horse cockey, what's actually important is that it's pretty clear to this specific cultist that ONE specific dragon is the one who sort of HAS to be responsible for this whole thing. SHE has the main character energy to direct the dragonborn upon his/her quest, and b'gawd she gunna see whodunnit!!
.... And this leads immediately to her fetishizing the Dragonborn Nordic hero role, which she finds ridiculous. Oh what could go wr- OH GOD THE HUMANITY AND LACK THEREOF!!!
Accidentally grazes the imaginary last button in this comic string
... Delphine is gonna "cease, ye bitches" this entire mountainous region in general isn't she?
I'm absolutely with Sheo on this one.
Frankly I need to see some Thalmor idiologues mixed into this nonsense pile so badly.
... Makes more sense than half the canon plot.
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