Umm, you might wanna check your foot size or invest in some footwear

I know, I know.

I'm sorry, but why?

excuse me?

XD

maybe you should go to another shop and see he there are even bigger ones. X3

probably. XD

Cafeful where you swing that thing!!

Would you rather I get out my 'other' one? XD

maybe.......

<.<

>.>

in about you come over to my little shop and i'll give you one that is perfect for your size? ^.=.- (X3)

hehehe

here it is. *guides you inside and a lot of huge swords greet your eyes* so what size did mister prefer? big, bigger, huge, super huge, massive or macro? ^.=.- (X3)

Hank: *shrugs* just somethin' that doesn't look punny on me. ^^;

hmmm, well how about this? *takes out a 10 foot long, 4 inch thick and really sharp broadsword and gives it to you* how does this one feel? ^.-.^

Hank: pretty good.

your welcome Hank. ^.=.^ o yeah, it also has the ability to use elements, depending on how you feel. if you feel neutral or glad/happy nothing happens, but if you feel rage then the sword will produce fire. if you feel a bit sad, then it produces water. etc, etc. you don't always have to feel a specific emotion to het those elements out though, you can also just ask it to your sword. ^.=.^

Hank: cool, how much?

well, because you are my friend and because you are my first costumer, ummm. it will cost you: ... nothing. it's a gift i specially made for you. ^.=.^

Hank: *grins* thanks man

Your welcome. ^.=.-