Well, How do you do all of you wonderfully squishable targets for future hugs and restraining orders? *beams*

It's been a little while, hasn't it? *looks around* Yes. For a week there, I was spending some wonderful vacation time in Salem Massachusetts (Holy Shit, I spelled it right the first time I tried! I have NEVER done that before... ) with my dear dark darling and mother of our coming little one  Sanita_Squirrel doing anything and almost everything we could -damn your eyes "public decency laws"- which we will definitely be getting to in the coming comics, oh I promise you we will, lovely watcher types. However, in the meantime...

Something our society seems to take a joy in, I've noticed over the years, almost a delight, if you will, is the many strange and new things a woman's body does as it engages in the fetal development process, shifting gears, if you will. *sets her chin, leaning on her elbow* Seems any TV show with this situation as a storyline sooner or later has this issue come up as a matter of comedy.

*winces* Ya know... without a laugh track or any pithy quips or a studio audience, listening to someone you love heave their guts out *rubs her neck* and it's basically your fault... it's not quite as funny as sitcoms make it out to be. Though, from an outside perspective my reaction to the whole probably is. *snickers*

Oh, I can laugh at me, most certainly. I encourage others to do so, when appropriate. *laughs*


I hope you enjoy these meta-glimpses into our existence you lovely lords and ladies. Enjoy your day, enjoy your lives and enjoy your loves and if you're planning on beginning a family together, I suggest being prepared for some rather odd feelings you might not have expected or ever even considered. *tut tuts* If you get someone pregnant, the least you can do is remind them they're beautiful, even when they 're miserable and reek of butterbeer barf. That's mostly your fault in the first place. *sheepish grin* Love yourselves and love each other, sexy beasts!