There's a story behind this story...

I was in a chat channel with a bunch of others, and one friend named Snow was asking for suggestions as to what creature his next story should revolve around. So people were suggesting things like rabbits, or sharks, or dragons. Whatever cretures they liked, or considered unusual, or genuinely thought would make for a good story.

I, of course, suggested he make one involving dragotes. (Hey, gotta be me.) To which he jokingly replied something like, "Oh, no. No, I want to write a good story!"

I countered by pointing out that dragotes are drastically underused in furry fandom. More importantly, any story is inherently good, just by adding a dragote to it. In fact, a story that has a dragote in it has achieved perfection, because it simply cannot be improved.

This, in turn, led me to muse aloud about a story with stupid characters, a paper-thin plot, a ridiculous premise, and of course tons of typos. But in one scene the characters pass a dragote on the street. The story then has a dragote in it, and thus becomes perfect. Snow chuckled and said he'd write that if I commissioned it.

So I did.

I gave him four guidelines:
1. 500-1000 words
2. Has a dragote as a cameo (not one of the major characters)
3. As badly written (characters, plot, typing, etc.) as he can manage
4. Any type of genre or plot is allowed, including fanfic

The results are what you see here. The story is gloriously bad. So bad that I think it truly cannot be improved. And it has a dragote in it, so I think that proves my assertion correct, don't you think?

You can see  krissnow's posting of this here.