Aah yes. Vegetable Samurai, that mobile game you find at the bottom page of the appstore when you search for Fruit Ninja, between Loaf Warrior and Seafood Mercenary.
You will either play it five minutes, until someone knocks on the bathroom door, or whenever you get the chance for the rest of your life, while constantly trying to convince yourself it was all worth your time.

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