With apologies to Queen.

I actually first posted this back on the Macrophile.com boards 14 years ago TODAY!

Soooo... Since I stumbled across it again on such a perfect date, why not repost it?

So, enjoy this silly parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen!

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Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Just caused a landslide-
No escape from that small city-
Opened my eyes
Stretched up to the skies to see-
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy-
Because I arch my back,
start to grow,
A little high,
ceiling's low,
Anyway I just grow, small furres just don't matter to me,
To me

Mama,just killed a man,
Wrapped a paw around his head,
Squeezed my fist and now he’s dead,
Mama, fun has just begun,
I balled him up and threw him far away-
Mama ooo,
Didn’t mean to make you cry-
I'll be right back to fix your roof tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,
not like it really matters-

Too late, the growth's begun,
Feel the stretching of my spine-
Clothes are ripping all the time,
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and burst the roof-
Mama ooo- (any way the furre grows)
I've just gotta try,
I'm heading to the town to smash it all-

I see a little silhouetto of a furre,
Scaramouche,scaramouche do you think he's a Macro-
Teeth like jagged lightning-very very frightening me-
He's a macro, he's a macro,
He's a macro, he's a macro,
He's a macro gotta go-
magnificooooooooooooooo-
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family-
He cannot help he's a monstrosity-
Arch my back, start to grow-,will you let me grow-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you grow-
let him grow-
Bismillah! we will not let you grow-
let him grow
Bismillah! we will not let you grow-
let me grow
Will not let you grow-
let me grow
Will not let you grow-
let me grow
Grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow-
Mama mia,mama mia, look at me, I'm a Macro-
Well look at this, there's a city put aside for me, for me, for me-

All the furres used to growl and they'd spit in my eye-
So I think I'll just stomp them and leave them to die-
Oh baby-
gotta do this to them baby-
Just gotta break out-
just gotta burst right outta here-

Now I am a macro,
All the world can see,
Now I am a macro,
so nothing really matters to me,

Any way the furre grows....