sometimes we find it difficult to find what we need
sometimes we find that we just have a bunch of bird seed
it's keeping me up at night, ted
yes, I've already tried a new bed
i've been told to give it a few days
it's been a few weeks by now, anyways

so I gave it another week
and boy, my dreams became quite bleak
it turns out my best friend, don
well, he'd been putting on quite a con
he ended up rich
but boy, what a bitch
turns out all those chips were about to dip
for you see it was digital loot
once the server shuts down, it's all moot
six thousand dollars disappeared without a trace
so i hired a lizard to punch him in the face

i awakened in a cold sweat
my best pal jorge came in all wet
he told me not to worry, for he just won a bet

and now we have five hundred shrimp.
fuck. we can't eat all this

we'd have been better off with zero