GRAAAARGH I'M SO LAME!!

OK so first, it's a 5-pager, the shortest story I'VE EVER WRITTEN. Second, It's got a pretty linear storyline, whatever. BUUUUUT There's a new feature! You can CHOOSE THE ADVENTURE!

At the end of each part, I'll put some choices. Note me with a response of what should happen, and I'll write it. If you come up with something original and REALLY clever, I'll go with that instead.


TRY to enjoy it.