Line by line response to poem

No.
Uhh...no?
Jiu Jitsu? Are you threatening me? O_o
Well, if it's any consolation, this is pretty amusing...
Amaze me with your kindness? O_o I just met you.
Astonish me? Are...are you hitting on me?
Hey, now that was just rude! Here I am listening to you and you insult me...
My play toy? Uhh...right, that's kinda creepy...I think I need an adult...
A stick? Oooookaaaay...
A puppet? Okay, seriously, you're scaring me...
Box? Chains? Yeah, I'm calling the police.
Now you're threatening me again?
Seriously, the police are on their way.
...Okay, can you rephrase that line in English? I seriously have no idea.
English! ENGLISH!
ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!
Wait, accept what is said and not what is done? That...sounds odd. Okay, I'm Jesus.
Hourglass breaking? Does that mean time's almost up? This is almost over?
Wait, there's a royal court of ignorance? Seriously?
And to me I say, I'm never reading furry poetry again...

ha nice but no this was mainly done because throughout my days at school because of how tall i was and my abilities people only really hung round me because of the stuff i could do not the stuff i really loved to do. stick well i'm skinny so in that sense play toy people always wanted me to demonstrate my moves from ju jitsu. puppet guess that's the way i felt haha box chains what i mean by the satisfaction is there will always be that type of friend out there. hour glass means my life is the sand i will be free but in a sense i'm not. royal court meh you know us poets always using metaphors ect XD thanks i got a laugh out of this