Myra Tyrngaarde. You know her. And if you're allie, you hate her. This fat little bread seller is the most hardcore spammer known to man. Not only is she a hardcore spamming little nooblet, but she is insane. Just last night, I saw her chase a hordie, using only her delicious, huge loaf of bread as a weapon, repeatedly beating the pretty little belf's face in until he plead for mercy. But did she give it? Of course not! With a mighty shout of, "GET YER FRESH BREAD! BAKED THIS VERY MORNING!!!!!!!!", she smote him.

Why, oh why, Horde, when you raid our dear city of Ironforge, pillaging and murdering at your own discretion, do you not shut this demonic spammer up? Why, oh why, Horde, do you stick a knife into my own back and never this fat little spammer? Do you not wish to see our screams for mercy, our screams of Noob!!!, our screams of HORDE AT THE KING!!!!? If you merely kill this plague, not only do you do us all a favor and save some sanity (which you will quickly take away once more as we die within miliseconds of ressing), but you get a nice, long, uninterrupted log of the pain and misery of your foes!

Oh, my dear developers, how I know of your wish to keep this game true, oh, how I support it! But my dear heart quivers as I wonder, in your deepest heart of hearts, that you truly hate the Alliance, in that you have not silenced this monstrosity, banned this ultimate spammer!

(Protip: Some of this is sarcasm!)