I saw this floating around a while back, ran into another one tonight, and figured 'what the hell?'

If I could help it, I'd much rather be the one starting the Zombie Apocalypse. In every zombie movie I've ever seen, nobody seems happy. At all. Ever. They're either running for their lives, making deep prayer for every spare moment they're given, or completely batshits insane. It's not so much that I'd want to be the cause of all that misery, but I'd really, really rather not be in the thick of it. Even if humanity were to survive, and even cull the outbreak... you know nothing would ever be the same. People would start looking over their shoulders again, like sailors and junk.

A Delorian, cause, ya know, if I manage to survive this shit, there won't be a safe place for me.