>> Happy Eid Fitri to all my Muslim Watchers, if they hadn't gone to visit their extended families already. A month of fasting and austerities are now behind us, and in this occasion I would ask that you forgive my transgressions, whether I knew or not, as I would forgive yours.

I'll be up North with the rest of the hedonistic gluttons family from Saturday morning till, I dunno, Monday, I think. I may have Internet there, so I won't be totally in the dark. Still, don't make me come back to a field of drama-blasted rubble, you hear me?

(That sort of thing happens way too often.)

I'll bring back the gossip.