Sometimes you join up with a new adventuring group for a bit, then they talk about how the guild needs a mascot or something. Quit. Quit or they might suggest using you for the mascot! Not your likeness, or a costume, but soon you're a squeaky pool toy style inflatable... Body looking busty, but with the attached clothes you can't be adult. Heck, you can hardly move and you definitely can't hurt anything! Moving slowly is okay, but when they ask how you are?

"Squeak!" and that's all you an say.. Until they install a voice box!

Art by dirtytrashbag on DA
Zyla the new mascot is, of course, mine