Ever wonder where Sonic gets that famous 'tude from? Why his parents are always conspicuous by their absence? Or where exactly Sonic gets the money to own a plane and a sports car among other things despite having no job? Or didn't you notice that he too belongs to the sort of cartoon animal with noodle-limbs, conjoined eyeball, and clothing items counted in the single digits? ... Come to think of it; this explains a lot...

Bet you never thought you'd see Mickey and Goofy in a bar either...

But yeah: this was just a very silly mental image that popped into my head while reading about the Disney-Fox merger, and the fact that Sega lifted design elements of a certain mouse while creating their 90s mascot to rival Mario.

... Maybe I should have included a third slide of Goofy looking horrified or Sonic shouting "I'd rather live with mom!" or something, or maybe that's funnier to leave to the imagination.

Mickey & Goofy copyright Disney
Sonic copyright Sega