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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, EVERYONE should be careful of what they ask for.
Egad!?! I should have known better than to ask. I don't know why I thought it would work. I simply don't. I was just a bit desperate okay? Last month I was set on fire for being the "wrong species" and I just wanted ONE MOMENT OF PEACE from this Accursed Disease.
Plus it's my other birthday coming up. (Rusty's Birthday is March 15th, but I couldn't celebrate because of the whole "Wabbit Season" thing.) So at the very least, I wanted to be something that would let me celebrate my gradual march to extinction. So I simply begged and prayed that the next animal that I turn into, might be a raccoon… or at least a tanuki… (or another canine…) And BOOM!
It worked. Unfortunately, I said the "Real Me", so yeah, there's that…
I now have to deal with………
with…
I'M HIDEOUS!!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!
Egad!?! I should have known better than to ask. I don't know why I thought it would work. I simply don't. I was just a bit desperate okay? Last month I was set on fire for being the "wrong species" and I just wanted ONE MOMENT OF PEACE from this Accursed Disease.
Plus it's my other birthday coming up. (Rusty's Birthday is March 15th, but I couldn't celebrate because of the whole "Wabbit Season" thing.) So at the very least, I wanted to be something that would let me celebrate my gradual march to extinction. So I simply begged and prayed that the next animal that I turn into, might be a raccoon… or at least a tanuki… (or another canine…) And BOOM!
It worked. Unfortunately, I said the "Real Me", so yeah, there's that…
I now have to deal with………
with…
I'M HIDEOUS!!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
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Besides, all humans look exactly the same with absolutely no defining features that could possibly make them distinguishable from each other what so ever.
*blends into the faceless crowd*
(Ten Seconds later)
*business suited Rusty screams running from the crowd*
AHHHHHHH!!! This is worse than DEATH!
*puts on fake ears and tail*
…*sigh*… much better…
*blends into the faceless crowd*
(Ten Seconds later)
*business suited Rusty screams running from the crowd*
AHHHHHHH!!! This is worse than DEATH!
*puts on fake ears and tail*
…*sigh*… much better…
I didn't say it was yours . I said it was mine .
And you can't haz any.
Also, I don't mess with chickens… not after…
*stares off into the distance*
(Yoshi! No! *chicken noises* Stop plucking him! Bad yoshi! *spanking sound echos*)
*shakes head like a wet dog*
Descendants of T-rex my furless tushy!
Sure, they're heartless iittle beasts, but I just feel sorry for them.
And you can't haz any.
Also, I don't mess with chickens… not after…
*stares off into the distance*
(Yoshi! No! *chicken noises* Stop plucking him! Bad yoshi! *spanking sound echos*)
*shakes head like a wet dog*
Descendants of T-rex my furless tushy!
Sure, they're heartless iittle beasts, but I just feel sorry for them.
We never bothered naming our chickens or the gennies.
It helped us not stay too attached to the little monsters.
Had few goats that we did name. It was hilarious when we found out that Simba was a girl by giving birth.
Sorry about Captain Disco Boots.
Wonder if they tasted like… *mouth waters at the thought of those giant drumsticks*
Also BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PUREST ESSENCE OF TRUE EVIL!!!
*smashes ashes with a giant mallet, with extreme prejudice*
It helped us not stay too attached to the little monsters.
Had few goats that we did name. It was hilarious when we found out that Simba was a girl by giving birth.
Sorry about Captain Disco Boots.
Wonder if they tasted like… *mouth waters at the thought of those giant drumsticks*
Also BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PUREST ESSENCE OF TRUE EVIL!!!
*smashes ashes with a giant mallet, with extreme prejudice*
I know right?
Wouldn't hurt?
Wouldn't HURT!?!
I'd rather wear an actual noose than a tie! I"LL DIE FASTER!
Nothing good ever came out wearing one of those itchy stiff always have to be clean suits.
(and no, this isn't an act. I really do despise suits. I don't mind looking nice, but suits are not worth wearing.)
Wouldn't hurt?
Wouldn't HURT!?!
I'd rather wear an actual noose than a tie! I"LL DIE FASTER!
Nothing good ever came out wearing one of those itchy stiff always have to be clean suits.
(and no, this isn't an act. I really do despise suits. I don't mind looking nice, but suits are not worth wearing.)
Maybe, maybe not. I've still got 5 months left of this. Also yes, but I'm bigger than you. ;-p *snuggles*
(Totally disagree with you about the tails though. My rottie, Tac, had a nub tail. Trust me, it counts. Just not as a floof. But bears and deer have their own kinds of floof. Bears got them big bellies that makes them fun to snuggle with. As for deer… well that's a head scratcher.)
(Totally disagree with you about the tails though. My rottie, Tac, had a nub tail. Trust me, it counts. Just not as a floof. But bears and deer have their own kinds of floof. Bears got them big bellies that makes them fun to snuggle with. As for deer… well that's a head scratcher.)
True, but it also depends upon if you mean these deer or this deer.
But never this sweet deer, he's seems a little… "disturbed".
But never this sweet deer, he's seems a little… "disturbed".
*coughs*
No-no. Too easy. Moving on…
Yes, that was what I was refering to from the start.
Set's Harem don't have antlers that fall off.
(Probably a good thing considering that they've been in that room for over 3,500 "seasons".)
Where as the second example, he's probabably too tough have his antlers fall off… but who knows.
And the last one has regular sheding cycles, I'm sure.
Look Away!
I'm thick necked, thin skinned, have no fur, no tail, sweating in places I don't want to mention and… what's that smell?
I don't know! Because I have this lame nose that can't even smell baked beans!
*stomps away*
Move over Joey, Mama needs some sugar!
*plops and eats cookies next to Joey*
I'm thick necked, thin skinned, have no fur, no tail, sweating in places I don't want to mention and… what's that smell?
I don't know! Because I have this lame nose that can't even smell baked beans!
*stomps away*
Move over Joey, Mama needs some sugar!
*plops and eats cookies next to Joey*
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