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ocdraco, blatantly self-motivated undead by 
Eve Hawthorne.
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E. Hawthorne,
Though I know clearly of what you are, your unfailing lack of moral judgement appalls me every single day I spend even near you. Every single one of my detractors still alive would consider me a Catholic saint compared to your ethic. I write now, and will say again the next time we meet, that should I once more have to stand by you and assist with the killing dozens of men for your simple, nefarious, and frivolous goals which have a consistent habit of placing you into circumstances that would, in themselves, grant you a well deserved demise, I will be wholly tempted to hold you down with the entire weight of my form to facilitate the sudden disappearance of your neck. Your antics are beginning to consume far too much of my time, and, frankly, annoy me.
Nonetheless, very thrilling.
May our mutual enemies roast,
K. Woodside
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Another piece from ocdraco I forgot to upload.
ocdraco, blatantly self-motivated undead by 
Eve Hawthorne.---
E. Hawthorne,
Though I know clearly of what you are, your unfailing lack of moral judgement appalls me every single day I spend even near you. Every single one of my detractors still alive would consider me a Catholic saint compared to your ethic. I write now, and will say again the next time we meet, that should I once more have to stand by you and assist with the killing dozens of men for your simple, nefarious, and frivolous goals which have a consistent habit of placing you into circumstances that would, in themselves, grant you a well deserved demise, I will be wholly tempted to hold you down with the entire weight of my form to facilitate the sudden disappearance of your neck. Your antics are beginning to consume far too much of my time, and, frankly, annoy me.
Nonetheless, very thrilling.
May our mutual enemies roast,
K. Woodside
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Another piece from ocdraco I forgot to upload.
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
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Size 914 x 1280px
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K. Woodside,
You are certainly one to talk, considering the numerous times I have had to clean up after your various rambunctious tirades through unsuspecting towns and villages. Many a time I have had to wipe memories and kill witnesses to keep your secret. I know your true nature, as a wild, untameable beast, and a quite odoriferous one at that. I have yet to extract payment for these services, as I consider it a justice to all the unholy beings of the night. You think me selfish, and yet I spend many a night silencing the mundane for all of our sake! You can condemn me for my "antics" all you like, however, as it bothers me none. At least I remember to take the occasional bath.
As always, delightedly yours,
E. Hawthorne
You are certainly one to talk, considering the numerous times I have had to clean up after your various rambunctious tirades through unsuspecting towns and villages. Many a time I have had to wipe memories and kill witnesses to keep your secret. I know your true nature, as a wild, untameable beast, and a quite odoriferous one at that. I have yet to extract payment for these services, as I consider it a justice to all the unholy beings of the night. You think me selfish, and yet I spend many a night silencing the mundane for all of our sake! You can condemn me for my "antics" all you like, however, as it bothers me none. At least I remember to take the occasional bath.
As always, delightedly yours,
E. Hawthorne
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