Oh ho ho ho ho ho all my brothers, tonight is when I unveil a very special commission I've waited quite a while for and with good reason. Drawn by  ShoNuff44 starring Alistair Garth facing down a bull with the strength of a hulk and excelling in his asskicking talents.
Mr. Bull mistook Alistair for a different gator altogether, and he paid the price...and so did his pride.

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It was a match of the century, something that did not at all involve two people realizing their moms had the same name.
Which was good, because that sequence was really only good for memes anyways.

While Rod had been alley-catting around Shred Wolf's home universe, Alistair Garth had wound up there on an unrelated note, due to the monster hunter heading over there to catch Mr. Hyde, a cyborg centaur with six extra arms, and the dragon Fafnir (and his ugly hairdo).

He'd brought a very large amount of weapons with him, because considering who he was tracking down, he was gonna need them.

However, as fate would have it, that previous night while local hothead and hardass Mr. Bull was out on a truck route the previous night, when Mrs. Bull hit the bar and found a very handsome alligator, Rod Garth, whom she invited over.
Of course a roadbump was hit when Rod noticed her wedding photos, when he asked she just jokingly said "Oh that's just my gay friend, he doesn't want his parents to realize he's homosexual, the poor dear, so I agreed to be his beard."
Unfortunately for her, she underestimated just how dumb Rod was, because he completely believed it. And ended up banging Mrs. Bull that evening.

In the morning however, Mr. Bull's arrival turned out to be a huge surprise for Rod, which in turn surprised Mrs. Bull because she didn't even think Rod thought that joke was true.
While she did assure him that she needed it, and that Mr. Bull himself was a very easily angered individual who constantly beat up men just for talking to her, who she rarely slept with due to his time spent often on the road, Rod still was in the unfortunate position of having to sneak out the back entrance.

While he somehow managed to escape being caught, a neighbor however called Mr. Bull a couple hours later when he realized the guy was back and told him about the alligator he saw sneaking out of the house. Which naturally had Mr. Bull seeing red...enough he didn't even hear the description of the alligator in question.

Now Alistair was moving along down main street, trying to look for a lead whilst trying to find lunch. When Mr. Bull saw him and made a beeline for Alistair, the first gator he saw.
Alistair's first thought was that the baddies hired Bull to kill him.
But pretty soon this was apparently a "Rod" problem.

But surprise badass bull or no surprise badass bull, Alistair was more than able to beat the shit out of him. There was a titanic battle between the two that took up multiple streets, where they punched, bashed, stabbed, shot and otherwise beat up each other up and down the town.

Like Captain America fighting the Hulk...with Cap ultimately winning.

Mr. Bull never did find out how Alistair judo-threw him into a semi-truck.

And after plenty of havoc and destruction, Alistair stood over the defeated Bull. After finally getting Mr. Bull to believe the truth he was telling for the upteenth time, and finally convincing the violent rage-monster that no, Alistair did not fuck Mrs. Bull.

The police were certainly glad, destruction aside this was the first time they were actually able to charge Mr. Bull with his traditional rage filled outbursts. Granted forcing him to pay a large bill was easier than just giving him jailtime, but getting him to pay was good enough.

As for the truth, Mr. Bull would never find it out. Mrs. Bull had came out to see the fight and when Alistair proceeded to critisize the fact she regularly cheats on a bovine version of the Incredible Hulk...until she explained WHY she cheats on Mr. Bull. After this Alistair decided that in this case Mr. deserves this kind of thing, but he insisted she be more careful in the future...and gave her a script to run on.
Besides, Alistair might have been frustrated with Rod, but he does love his brother, he certainly wouldn't want him to face this bull's horns.

By the time the sun had set, Alistair had also persuaded the neighbor to go along with his lie, and they all claimed that the neighbor had actually seen a dragon leaving.

Fafnir wouldn't know what hit him...and by the time he did his hideous hair would be pissing itself.

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Alistair Garth belongs to me.

Mr Bull and Mrs. Bull belong to  ShoNuff44

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