It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up Crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then You'll Have a Cake!

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This song creeps into my head every now and then since someone exposed me to it. So this was the best way to purge it from my mind. Mix one Necronomicon, two clueless bakers and an oven, then we see what comes out. Another creation not fit for this world.

Tip: it's never a good sign when th book tells you to chant mystic gibberish in dark languages over your batter.