Trumpy Bear
He's your Trumpy Burr
Yank his chain and he'll say "Grrrrr".
Wrapped in plastic
He's fantastic.
You can brush his hair
Undress him anywhere.
Across the nation
He is a sensation.
Come on Trumpy
Don't be grumpy.
Oh-oh-oh-yeah.
Come on Trumpy
You're a plumpy.
Ooh-oh-oh, Ooh-oh-oh.
He's your Trumpy Bear
I know that you don't care...
Moving on:
Show your love for America by proudly displaying Trumpy Bear!
Each Trumpy Bear comes with its own certificate of authenticity.
Also comes with American flag, cuff-links and tie with collar.
All other accessories are sold separately.
I apologize if this submission is too alt-right for you.
But if loving Trumpy Bear is wrong, I don't want to be alt-right.
America loves you, Trumpy Bear.
Love -D.
[art=Dreamwindow]
He's your Trumpy Burr
Yank his chain and he'll say "Grrrrr".
Wrapped in plastic
He's fantastic.
You can brush his hair
Undress him anywhere.
Across the nation
He is a sensation.
Come on Trumpy
Don't be grumpy.
Oh-oh-oh-yeah.
Come on Trumpy
You're a plumpy.
Ooh-oh-oh, Ooh-oh-oh.
He's your Trumpy Bear
I know that you don't care...
Moving on:
Show your love for America by proudly displaying Trumpy Bear!
Each Trumpy Bear comes with its own certificate of authenticity.
Also comes with American flag, cuff-links and tie with collar.
All other accessories are sold separately.
I apologize if this submission is too alt-right for you.
But if loving Trumpy Bear is wrong, I don't want to be alt-right.
America loves you, Trumpy Bear.
Love -D.
[art=Dreamwindow]
Category Poetry / All
Species Bear (Other)
Size 652 x 840px
File Size 152.8 kB
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