Noooo! Not the deserted location! People with gender-generic names should know better than this!

They have the life-expectancy of red-shirts from star trek.

No one will be able to hear him scream. ;7

Sirens are going off in my head... GO BACK! ABORT! ABORT!

Hey now, Chris is a smooooth operator. He's slick. He knows how to handle a woman.

That's what they all say, but not all of them have seen that little necklace thing before....

Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

"It's rough and loose and fun. "

I certainly hope so >:3

Don't do it. She's a body snatcher!

Maybe she'll let you keep her body in exchange for yours? Sounds like a good deal to me...... to be a lady roo..... oh my!

He's going to a secluded spot with Kandace! KANDACE!

Why couldn't it have been me!?

I don't think you've got the bits that the fella is looking for, boomer.

*walks away, defeated*

Geez, this kangaroo artist just can't seem to stop, can he? Look- he drew another page!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2761726/

This page makes it a bit creepy, like the intro to a CSI episode :P

Whoooooooooooo are you..... Whoooo who, who who...

Guhhh. You stupid fox-for-brains! Don't the words "That was too easy" not ring a red flag in your thick skull? These are flyers were talking about not some plain-ol-run-of-the mill canine. There be bad magical vibes 'dey be playing with and any roo knows, a flyer who offers herself that freely without having to contest some other roo or courting her is interested in you for the wrong reasons.... Damn, I feel so helpless now mashed up against this stupid fourth wall. Who the heck put this here in the first place?

SHe's gona turn the tables on him...