"Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to bring hand grenades to her Granny (who led a squad of the 22nd Guards Division) when the Bird of Bad Omens called to her. "Watch out" he croaked,"the Big Bad Wolf roams those woods, and whoever comes his way, better tighten his butt!" The Bird of Good Omens - for he never left the Bird of Bad Omens' side - stayed silent. And as Granny said, silent bird, shitcake for dessert. Little Red Riding Hood checked the magazine of her rifle and walked into the undergrowth."