Deadpool:
So yeah, this king of dogs guy had the idea of drawing a guy I fought once and not include me in the pic. For shame!

Marcus:
Buuuuurrrrppp! W
.ho are you talking to? What's going on?

Deadpool:
Shut up! Mommy is talking!

Marcus:
But you're a guy.

Deadpool:
OHHhhhh, I get it. Just because I'm a guy, I automatically have to be a daddy! That's parentist!

Marcus:
W..what?

Deadpool:
Oh wait, I bet after all those snacks I fed ya, you're probably hungry for a nice cold drink!

Marcus:
W...what?

Deadpool:
Don't worry big guy, I'll get you a diet drink. Don't want you having high blood sugar.

Marcus:
....why...thank you.

*K9manx90 comes from out of the closet covered in confetti*

K9manx90:
DEADPOOL!!!!!!!

Deadpool:
Oh crap! The jig is up! Ride blubber butt!!!

Marcus:
I can't reach the ground.

Deadpool:
Doh!

In all seriousness, this is an actual character Marvel created in a Deadpool comic series at one time. Marcus is a centuar, bitten by a werewolf, bounded with a symbiote, has cybernetic legs, and has diabetes. I swear, I am not making this up. I seriously would like to know what drugs the creators of this guy were on. Needless to say, this is in honor of the Deadpool 2 movie, which I have not seen yet.

Deadpool:
You still haven't seen my new movie?!?!?!

Reason to make him fat:
1. He's one of Dracula's top warriors, so he gets the perks of extra food.
2. Werewolves have huge appetites.
3. Being part horse, means he has 2 stomachs to fill.
4. The symbiote craves food as well.
5. Insulin has the effect of weight gain.
6. Deadpool can always cheat and break the 4th wall and use a muffin gun or something.
7. He's from Deadpool, he has no plot armor strong enough to save him from the Merc with a mouth.
8. Deadpool could challenge him to an eating contest.
9. The symbiote has shapeshifting abilities, so it couldake his belly (bellies) bigger.
10. Him and Deadpool could actually be buds off panel, and Marcus could stop sucking in his gut.

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